#berty

(is that a thing?)

Anyway, here's another snippet of the Sugar Daddy Tommy AU I'm writing, curtesy of @sad-girl-hours23

Mainly Tommy/Albert then Albert/Buck, Tommy/Buck Currently at 1.3k for part 1 (of 4, ideally).

Tommy needs a pep talk before walking into the bar. He calls an old friend for support.

“Please never say that again,” Tommy warns, his eyes scanning the lot hoping no one can hear the conversation through the convertible roof. He pulls the visor mirror down and runs his finger through his stubble. “I don’t care. Get your dick wet, man. Catch a break. Your eyes are still blue and inviting and silly boys will want to stare into them as you poun—” “Okay! And that’s my cue to fuck off.” Tommy looks at himself again. Why can’t he be a rich asshole? They have it so easy. He takes a deep breath and says out loud; “Yeah… I guess I still have the eyes.” “And the jawline, fucker. Get out there!”

The references were pulled straight from Scratch.

First up is Anon! In both of her fits! (School and casual!)

Left - School

Right - Casual

She’s also known as SMG5!

And she’s a Vagrant Demon Entity (a human possessed by a Demon Entity!)

Her previous name was Shelly, but she forgot her old name and gave herself the name Anon instead! ^^

Then we have SMG7! (My friend @cindercattmc made an SMG6 already so I made an SMG7!)

Definitely thinking about redesigning him-

Then we have the most broken family ever!

Kyle

His father Mous

And his mother Scarlett!

And then finally, the Godwinson’s

Jennifer Godwinson (in the Puzzle Redemption AU, she gets adopted by Mr. Puzzles after her parents died!)

Her mother Natasha Godwinson (who gets reincarnated into Berty, my first ever pom pom!)

And her father Tom Godwinson (who gets reincarnated into Turty, my second ever pom pom!)

Simone when giving birth: Just put my hand on your face my sweet prince, it’ll be the last thing I’ll ever feel.

Berty: Honey, the baby is already out. Your holding her…

Simone: … I just crammed another human being out of my clown hole for you. Let me be dramatic! *pouts*

Berty: Okay, okay. What ever you want, sweetie. *takes her hand and sets it on his face* *has the desire to say their inside joke of ‘don’t be a wimp’ which he frequently tells her but would never say it during such an event*

Simone: Aren’t you gonna say the thing, Berty? *sweaty and looks like she’s going to cry*

Berty softly: Oh, honey. Don’t cry, don’t be a wimp.

Simone: *sniffles* I love you. *happy but emotionally charged crying*

Hospital Staff: *angrily stares at Berty*

Berty: … I swear I’m not picking on her. Well not today… I would die for her… Please don’t kick me out. *is nervous*

Simone after squeezing out their child:

Berty after all the nurses start glaring at him:

the VERY SMALL TOAD.

Bertrand was a librarian, ages ago, before the library was sealed up and disappeared. When he was reawakened, he wasn't anywhere near his body (and probably didn't want to be) and ended up in the only available nearby vessel - the body of a very small toad.

Berty is funny, knowledgeable, and a loyal friend. He's also PURPLE and ADORABLE.

And the best boy. The absolute top he/him. There are only two he/him characters in the whole book but he's the best by far.

OURPLE

Also part of his first appearance because it's funny and I love him.

I absolutely had to see Sherlock and John walking through the streets of an Umbrian village with my own eyes after reading this perfect fic by Berty @bertytravelsfar . Not having time for a drawing, I made a quick photomontage. The photo used is not mine but by F.Gariazzo, you can see it and other photos of the village of Corciano at this link (it seems the perfect place for this story).

Please, give yourself a gift and go read this fic immediately.

And I want to add a moodboard, with Corciano, a Raffaello's paint of S Caterina that could be the one in the story, and their menu of tagliere di affettati, and a Bacio in all its chocolate glory.

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/V1JAocC

by Berty

Italy in the springtime is as romantic as it gets but is it enough to free unspoken words and feelings after years of silence?

Words: 9503, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Original Characters

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Additional Tags: Italy, World Travel, It’s For a Case, Declarations Of Love, Restaurants, Spring