Napoleon learns that Paris has fallen
@northernmariette: I am not sure if this is the incident you had in mind. But I did indeed come across a scene that has Caulaincourt and Berthier trying in vain to calm Napoleon down. And even if it’s not what you thought about, it’s still a fine episode of “First Empire - Comedy Central”.
During the afternoon of March 30, Napoleon and his army, informed of the approach of the allied troops, were rushing towards Paris. And the emperor apparently had forgotten all the orders he had given to Joseph about never letting his son falling into the hands of the enemy etc, because his mood was excellent. He apparently thought he would find the enemy army waiting for him, planned to beat them in one decisive battle (ignoring the odds and the enemy’s numerical superiority) and to thus save the day and the war.
In truth, the battle for Paris had already happened and ended, Marie Louise and the King of Rome had left the city the day before, Joseph that same day, and Marmont and Mortier had capitulated in the afternoon and were already in negotiations to withdraw their troops from the capital. All of which Napoleon learned, when they were changing horses at the post station of Fontainebleau, from one general Belliard, who led the first troops out of the Paris region.
And now the shit hit the fan.
Belliard didn’t know much of what had been going on but what he knew sufficed to set Napoleon off on a rampage. He ordered Caulaincourt to immediately bring his coach, wanted Beliard to turn around and lead his troops back - which would have meant breaking the agreements of the capitulation -, sent Flahaut to Paris in order to stop all kinds of negotiations right now ... and as all of this apparently wasn’t enough, he started walking. On foot. To Paris. In order to ... lift the siege of Paris all by himself, I guess?
According to the witnesses, he actually marched for several kilometers (!), accusing everyone of having “perdu la tête“, Joseph of being a prick (”un con”) and Clarke (minister of war) of being either a jerk (”jean-foutre”) or a traitor, before Berthier and Caulaincourt, who apparently kept running after him, managed to calm him down enough to drag him back to Fontainebleau.
If you made this up for a novel, readers wouldn’t believe you.


















