Wise: Are you writing a Song?
Belle: Yeah, but I still need to do a little work on it.
Wise: Do you have a title for it?
Belle: ~Ellen~
Wise: Wow, a song named after a girl. Like there aren't a million of those already.
Belle: Name twenty!
Wise: Rosana, Roxanne, Michelle, Allison, Sara, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jean, Layla, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny from the Block.
Belle: ... Name Six more!
Wise: Sherry, Laura, Wendy, Maria, Peggy Sue, Minnie the Moocher.
Belle: ... Name Five more!
Wise: Tracy, Jean, Jane, Mary Ann, Eleanor Rigby.
Belle: ...
Belle: *Throwing her guitar on the ground* Go fuck yourself.
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Astra: Hey~ how's my favorite Video Store Managers Doing? I have this idea for a song, but I'm not certain about the name.
Wise: We're always here to help you out Astra! Do you need suggestions, or do you have a title in mind?
Astra: Oh, I was simply going to title it "Evelyn; The name on which my heart is strung"
Wise: I think breaking it down to just "The name on which my heart is strung" would be good, but simply titling it "Evelyn" might be Better-
Belle: *Throwing a pillow at Wise* Bitch!














