unashamed to be the n1 Black family dickrider😔 whoever you ship any of the Blacks with, they must be completely obsessed, otherwise you're just wrong💔
Rodolophus is the man of the family, that's how he was raised and bred to believe and act, he should have all the power except the moment Bellatrix prettily demands (because she doesn't ask) something, he goes weak in the knees and goes to fulfill her demands, no questions asked. He behaves like all patriarchal heads of the family but he has never successfully been able to say no to her.
Ted Tonks, without meaning to, became Andromeda's stalker because he didn't have the guts as an average man to go up to a beautiful woman like her and even talk to her. It took him about three years of just pining quietly and admiring her beauty secretly for him to gather the courage and just, greet her, and that was before he managed to even look her in the eyes.
Lucius has his masters degree or whatever the equivalent is in the wizarding world, he earned business deals that grew his already existing wealth, he has influence that can shake the ministry but none of those achievements compare to getting Narcissa to accept his marriage proposal. Their marriage certificate is literally hung on their main walls in expensive silver frames and protection charms all over it.
Sirius mostly keeps to himself and his small circle of friends, constantly has a resting bitch face, is clipped and rude to anyone he doesn't have patience for, has a well known dark history of being in fights and assaults and yet, he's still considered a beloved sweetheart, the most sought out bachelor. Whoever is shipped with him, honestly good luck because they'd have to fight against literally everyone just for 5 seconds of his attention. And then once they do have his attention, nothing would give them that same high.
Regulus is slightly more reachable compared to the rest of his family but his introverted self is even worse than Sirius. Despite never being known to have close friends or rarely seen in public, basically nothing of him being public knowledge, he still has heads turning whenever he enters a room, like he has influence and power even though he really shouldn't. Whoever is shipped with him, again good luck trying to seduce a guy that can easily become the main attraction just from entering a room.
Could go back a generation. You cannot convince me that Lucretia, Walburga, Orion, Alphard and Cygnus did not have the wizarding world on a chokehold because of their beauty, power, influence or all three. It's just a fact that Walburga and Cygnus get away with their awful personality, like Sirius, simply because they're that powerful or beautiful.
