Jul 2, 2025
Doomed Couples are awful wonderful to read about
But they will never win against Doomed Twins
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Doomed Couples are awful wonderful to read about
But they will never win against Doomed Twins
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Beldaran: Every time I’m with Riva my heart clenches and I get really nervous.
Belgarath: Aw, you really like him.
Polgara: You’re allergic to him and should stay as far away from him as possible.
Belgarath: *giving Beldaran away at her wedding*
Beldaran: (as they approach Riva) You can let go now, father.
Belgarath: Okay.
Beldaran:
Belgarath: *still holding on to her arm*
Beldaran: I said let go!
Belgarath: *trying not to cry* I can’t.
Polgara: I keep cursing in ice cream flavours and Uncle Beldin has told me to stop.
Beldaran: How do you curse in ice cream flavours?
Polgara: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me, punk?
Polgara: I’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever living strawberry cheesecake out of you.
Beldaran:
Beldaran: That was beautiful.
Polgara: Thank you.
Belgarath: If you’re saying I play favourites, you’re wrong. I love both my daughters equally.
[Earlier]
Belgarath: I don’t care for Polgara.
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Beldaran, coughing: Do you know CPR?
That Bear-Cult 'doctor', smiling: No, I don't. Choke, bitch.
Belgarath: Well, I may not have been a perfect father, but you know, kids don’t come with a handbook!
Narrator: In fact, there are thousands of books on child-rearing. But Belgarath was in denial.
Polgara: Father also disappeared.
Beldaran: That was his job. He was a sorcerer.
Polgara: But he never reappeared!
Beldaran: He wasn't a very good sorcerer.