#beer thoughts

Genuinely can wait for beer, books, and beach this summer

surrounding yourself with other trans people will make you stop believing that your kink is so shameful that you have to carry it with you to the grave and make you realize you’re honestly pretty vanilla compared to your friends.

Philadelphia is about to win the gotdam super bowl and all I keep thinking is that johnny gargano should have won at takeover

some of you guys are kind of slaves to the patriarchy and I empathize with you and it isn't your fault but also everyone needs to stop doing that right now.

I love beer. Specifically craft beer at a high ABV, but as long as it’s not like Keystone, I’m game

I can have Hamlet, King Arthur, the trex from jurassic Park and beowulf fight Mothman! That sounds funny as fuck.

When I was a boy, I would say that I could burp as loud as a triceratops.

this man's piss smells like wet dog