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💙 - Gossip for Legolas

"Hooo look at that, immediately coming in with the big one, huh?" Tulls laughs when you ask about Legolas. "Don't worry, you came to the right Dwarf. I know Legolas personally of course. Well, not personally personally, we’re just friends. Or something that resembles friendship at least. I’m still not over how he and his paps treated us when we 'trespassed' their land," she huffs, making exaggerated gestures when she says trespassed. “I can see that,” you snicker. “Laugh all you want, try and sit in one of their drafty cells between all those waterfalls for weeks on end. I still can’t hear water running or I have to go to the bathroom within five seconds. And to think I used to adore waterfalls… Oh well. We were talking about Legolas.” Tullaina leans closer to you and looks around to see if anyone is within earshot. “You probably think I will tell you a secret about his hair or anything like that, but I’ve got something better than that.” “Do tell!” “You know Gimli right? Gloín’s boy? We’re good friends and one day when I was on my way to the library, I saw him and Legolas standing in one of the more abandoned corridors, pretty close together and talking. When I asked Gimli about it afterwards, he claimed Legolas and him never talked at all, followed by a few words Gloín would ground him for without a second thought. Weird huh?” “Well, no, it’s not nice to curse in the company of a Lady, Tullaina, so it’s only reasonable if Gloín would ground-” “No, you daft buttercup! That I saw them talking but Gimli claims they never did! What’s up with that?” You pout your lip and take a sip from your drink. “You look disappointed,” Tullaina remarks. You shrug. “Well yeah, I thought you had something really juicy for me. Instead you come here and tell me Legolas and Gimli talked? How scandalous,” you say, rolling your eyes. “It is! Although, I don’t get why people still consider it so scandalous. Still, I don’t think we’ve seen the last of those two yet, mark my words.” “Speaking of… how are you and Fíli? Any progress there?” you say, wiggling your eyebrows. Tullaina blushes and knocks her glass back, drinking it all in one go. “I need to go. It was nice talking to you!” When she’s about to turn the corner, she turns around and says, “Oh before I forget, don’t tell anyone about what I said, promise?”

(I took some liberty with the timeframe here, it’s somewhere between the Hobbit and LOTR, probably closer to LOTR. I’d love to think Gimli and Legolas knew each other before but had a falling out of some sorts, that’s why they were hostile to each other at the beginning of LOTR)

💜 - Tullaina facts - her love life 

We all know Tullaina and Fíli took their time sorting things out. About 50 years or so, so talk about a slow burn :) 

During their time in Ered Luin and on the quest, there were multiple ‘almost’ moments, as I like to call them, but there was always an interruption (Kíli I’m looking at you there lad), or miscommunication, ...

Their first kiss was on the battlefield of the BOTFA, right after Fíli, Kíli and Tullaina defeated Bolg. Bolg attempted to slice Tullaina’s throat, which he was partially succesful in before Fíli killed him. Both Fíli and Tullaina thought she was going to die, so they shared their first kiss, thinking it was their goodbye. 

But Tullaina lived (thank Mahal) and they kept dancing around each other for a few more years, before a visit to Mirkwood of all places finally brought the two of them together. 

Tullaina always wondered why she didn’t get much attention from other Dwarves when in Erebor, but we all know the death glares of Fíli and Kíli had something to do with it...

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