#bec shit posts

Vs me afterwards:

Me: yes but should be and are, are two very different things.

Have this today, and tag yourself I am all of them.

Someone, I am talking to: how????

Me: well, you become a Savage, Knows how to Roast someone, Sassy af, Smart Ass, Asshole, Little Shit, Dark Humor loving, Tough af physically, Will break something on you if you hurt someone I love, Will wrestle you to the ground, did it as a child to all the boys. Knows how to handle self, Dark Lord.

Person, I am talking to: i-

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Person: so you have 5 brothers, did they ever do anything to you that was like bad?

Me: they once ducked tape me to a wall and duck taped my mouth so I couldn't call for help, I lost a lot of hair that day.

Person: tf

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Person: so, how many siblings do you have?

Me: 8

Person: what?!?!?, how do you live with that many and what's it like????

Me: for 1. Who said I'm living? 2. It's not a big deal 3. Imagine if you lived with a weird species of animals but those animals had demon tendencies. Basically they're little shits but I love them more then anything.

Person: ................

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Me: I am a simple woman, give me Yogurt, Coffee, Strawberries, Blades, Music, Books and snuggles and I am yours.

Me: the tricky part is that I am picky on it all.

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Me: you know when I was 15 and 16, i had a great sleeping schedule, I ran on routine and schedules. And then you met people and you lose it all.

Me: and this yea- whatever this is, I have completely lost who I am, the only thing i know for sure is, i am afraid of ducks, I still have my sarcasm angst, book loving, sassy-smart ass, ass, charming, elegantly beautiful, traumatized, depressed, anxious, self hating, reckless,disastrous, chaotic, bisexual/poly, self and that's it.

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Person: why are you afraid of ducks?

Me: why are you not?

Person: cause they're cute 😍

Me: you need holy water.

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Me: listen ducks are evil beasts, and they watch you, they quack at cars, they are secretly planning to kill you, they will eat you alive, they're cannibals, they have armies we don't even know about.

My little brother:

Also my little brother: tf is wrong with you???????

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My other little brother: hey sis, we should just go into assassin work.

Me: dude, I love you and I agree, but that's morally wrong and illegal.

My other little brother: I know...

Me: fuck!! I was being responsible *screams Internally*

My other little brother: I mean I was joking.

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Me: what would you do if someone hurt you?

My other little brother: I'd hurt them 10 times worse.

Me: I have trained you well young dark one.

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Person: so what do you plan on doing for the future?

Me: bitch I don't even know what I am going to eat for lunch and I was hoping to be dragged off to a fictional world by now, so no idea.

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My little brother: you know why I stopped reading The Mortal Instruments?

Me: because you hate reading and think it's a torture mechanism.

My little brother: yes and because it makes you mad.

Me: you little shit.

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Me, is sleeping, wakes up and sees little sister is watching me: what the fuck?

My little sister: it's okay, go back to sleep.

Me: child i- no yoy go to sleep first.

My little sister: okay! 😊

Me, Internally: was she going to kill me? Or does she just like watching me sleep?

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My little sister: do you think unicorns are real 😊

Me: no.

My little sister: but you think ghosts are 🥺

Me: because they are and other things are just not.

My little sister: I'm telling mom.

Me: *face plams* fine they're real.

My little sister: hahahaha I knew I could get you.

( here have these )

BUT!

Me: ok! *paints entire thing black*

Person: uh....that's....um...something, what.....is...it.

Me: *outwardly* idk I just painted it like this cause I felt like it.

Me: *inwardly* this is what I feel like every day, it is all black.

Person: you have a unique view I guess.