#bebaywatch

I will start off with saying that I have never seen a bigger idiot on earth I have ever seen.

Frankly I usually never go into the ouat spoilers or anti cs tags, but I decided to do so for shits and giggles because the shit some anti cs sq shippers post there is hillarious. I wish the same could be said for your posts but yours go into a whole other category of idiocy. Everybody has a right on their opinion, don’t get me wrong, but you are this little special butterfly who just craves and begs for attention from others by posting such shit just because of the fact that your otp is in fact fictional and never happened on the show and most likely never will.

“The writers need to grow a pair and just kill off Emma Swan. She’s a yawn worthy character who turned into a boring ass 50′s housewife and who was none too happy to leave her parents in an eternal sleeping curse to find her boyfriend. Worst. Daughter. Ever. Kill the bitch off and let’s find someone more interesting for Hook please.” [x]

And that somebody more interesting for Killian as a love interest would, I assume, be Wendy Darling? *snorts* Everybody knows very well that if they really kill off Emma, they wrote their death sentence and the show would be no more. And please show me where exactly she turned out to be a housewife? Because if she did, you and I are watching veeeeery different shows. 

Did she turn into a boring housewife after being tossed back a forth in foster families trying to find one that would make her happy and finding that with Killian with whom she got married and planned to settle down? I suppose every woman who wants to settle down and have a family is a yawn worthy boring housewife then. And of course she prefers her boyfriend to her parents you dimbo, but I guess it’s too much for you to actually get what’s happening in the show instead of bitching how Darling Hook is not in the show. Let me clarify that for you: They are the worst parents Emma could have gotten, worse than any foster family she had been in. Charming is okay but Snow? Dude if she was my mother I’d deny any relation to her because she is the worst mother I have ever seen. I mean sure, go put yourself under a sleeping curse along with your husband while you have a toddler son to take care off. I guess the kid’s old enough to take care of himself, yeah? Your daughter needs consolation, but sure, go comfort Regina instead because she totally didn’t try to ruin your lives on several occasions. You haven’t seen your daughter in almost 30 years, but sure, go be a bitch to her and completely ignore her.

“As if CS is a real couple that I hoped wouldn’t be together in S7. Sorry anon but they’re a FICTIONAL couple and neither have real feelings over if they will/will not be together next season.” [x]

Well I’m sorry to break it to you, but so is Darling Hook. It’s FICTIONAL. And it will never happen. And you know why? Because Hook is well over 300 years old and Wendy is like what, 12? Idk about your country, but where I live you’d get 20 years for being a freaking pedophile. Not to mention that I would be extremely disturbing watching a guy in his 30s hitting on a kid who has no idea what love is and who probably wouldn’t bat an eye on him in the first place. And since you ship Darling Hook from your young age [x], that’s actually kind of disturbing isn’t it? Because in each and every version of Peter Pan movie I have watched, Hook is well over 40 and Wendy’s again like 12? Now that is one very fucked up ship if you ask me. I mean, it’s okay not to like CS or the actors in fact (well JMo most of all [x] since you are probably one of those people who desperately wants to get into Colin’s pants), but you take this to a whole new level of simple idiocy and stupidity.

All of your posts just prove how you don’t know what’s actually going on in the show and rather observe everything through your weird ass pedophillic desires glasses. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s just plain disturbing. But I guess I can’t expect much from such a narrow minded person anyway. *shrugs*

Lmao I figured as soon as I saw the word Kastle. ;)

6 = Nice ship, I ship it but as a side ship to other ships.

I definitely like this ship and it’s possible it could become a thing. My heart is still a Karedevil shipper though, but if Kastle happens I won’t be opposed to it. :)

Last night I had the privilege of watching a screening of the new film Baywatch. I was very excited about this film after being pumped up by the previews and the incredible hilarity delivered in a 2 minute trailer. I knew the film would be funny because Dwayne The Rock Johnson was the lead, but somehow I was still very impressed by how much the film was able to make me laugh for real. I recall 17 distinct times that I was able to laugh out loud and yes I know this is an odd number but I remember it. One thing I enjoy most about a film is when the preview delivers and translates the same and Baywatch delivered an even greater extension of the scene from the previews. All of the official trailer scenes packed comedy with a punch and during the clip from the official trailer when Zac Effron said the phrase “you people” I burst out laughing as if this wasn't the reason I decided to check out this film in the first place. I would like to praise the writers for their hard work and tremendous talent. The timing of each joke and every punchline was impeccable. I distinctly remembered the name calling of Zac Effron who plays Brody in the film to be one of the longest running and ever changing joke that wasn't overdone. Dwayne Johnson’s delivery and effortless charisma on screen shines a special light on this film. Zac Effron whom I have actually never seen in a film was surprisingly good as a supporting actor next to Dwayne. Priyanka Chopra what an incredible talent and certainly one to watch, I have truly never seen a more sexy villain that I wanted to succeed. The beautiful doe eyed Alexandra Daddario brought both beauty and strength to all of her scenes. Jon Bass you are my new favorite human, thank you for being in this film and thank you for your dedication to the character. It was good to see both Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff make a cameo to remind us of where it all started. Last but not least the tremendous talent and vision that is Seth Gordon we are grateful they chose you to bring this film to life. Thank you Baywatch Movie for making us smile in a time where confusion fills our days I give Baywatch 5/5 stars!!! Go watch this film!