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TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).
[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
[text]: send me pictures
[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
[text]: i love you so fucking much
[text]: i hate you
[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U
[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
[text]: i need you. now.
[text]: please respond. im so worried about you
[text]: last night was so GOOD
[text]: what are you wearing? ;)
[text]: is he bigger than me?
[text]: did you sleep with her ?!
[text]: you’re just a slut
[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
[drunk text]: im iss youu
[text]: bed or floor? ;-)
[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
[text]: i want you naked.
[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
[text]: i want to show you how much i love you
[text]: do you hate me?
[text]: i’m so sorry
[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
[text]: netflix and chill?
[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol
[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans
Game of Thrones Starters (best of)
as requested by anon
❝That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.❞
❝This is not the day I die.❞
❝I wish I was the monster you think I am.❞
❝It doesn’t matter what we want, once we get it then we want something else.❞
❝If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.❞
❝The more people you love, the weaker you are.❞
❝I’M GONNA HAVE TO EAT EVERY FUCKING CHICKEN IN THIS ROOM.❞
❝He always comes back!❞
❝If you ever call me sister again, I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.❞
❝There is only one god, and his name is Death.❞
❝Can a man still be brave when he’s afraid?❞
❝The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands!❞
❝Nothing isn’t better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.❞
❝Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.❞
❝Of all the ways I’d kill you, poison would be the last.❞
❝Oh no please, seduce away. It’s been so long.❞
❝Someday I’m gonna put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.❞
❝Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.❞
❝There’s no cure for being a cunt.❞
❝The things I do for love…❞
❝It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it.❞
❝I learned how to die a long time ago.❞
❝We go forward. Only forward.❞
❝A lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep.❞
❝Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon. The best one is between your legs.❞
❝There are no men like me. There’s only me.❞
RPer Awareness Announcement
the-archetype-of-civilization:
Ask memes.
This a bigger issue than people think. I know people make tons of them, all the way down to RP prompts, questions, drabbles, all that jazz. But this sort of thing needs to be recognized and needs to be addressed:
If someone is reblogging millions upon a millions of ask memes, you should do that person a favor and try to at least send a couple or so asks.
The reason why is because many people on this site want to feel wanted. They want to feel loved and they like the attention, but perhaps it’s just the way I feel about it. Either way, it goes a long night way if you send someone an ask. I’ve seen many of my favorite RP blogs get close to shutting down because no one took the time to send at least one ask to that person and it’s sad. People reblog literally PAGES of ask memes and no one sends them anything.
So, please, just try to care for your fellow partner and send an ask. You never know when their blog might break because of it.

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PSA.
Friendly reminder that I’m not a meme archive. If you don’t wanna send in a meme then please reblog it from the source like I do. It’s not that hard. Thank you. :)
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?" Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they'll have to answer honestly.
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Get inside the Mun's head: Uncertainty Edition
1. A headcanon you're not sure of yet.
2. A question you're surprised no one has asked.
3. A favorite picture of your muse. And explain why.
4. A favorite picture of your muse's face claim BUT that you don't think actually matches your character too well. And explain why.
5. Gifs or icons and why?
6. Top 3 favorite fonts for Photoshops?
7. Formatting or no and why?
8. Sidebar themes, yes or no?
9. Themes where the scrolling part is a center rectangle and there's a still picture outside. Yes or no and why?
10. One bad part of writing in general?
11. One bad part of writing alone?
12. One bad part of writing with others (roleplaying)?
13. Something you don't think you're good at writing and why.
14. How do you keep your blog organized?
15. One thing that draws you to a character to want to roleplay them?
16. One thing that draws you to a character to make you want to roleplay WITH them (as your partner's character)?
17. A character trait you think is overused?
18. A character trait you don't see often that your muse has.
19. A character trait you don't see often that your muse does NOT have and why.
20. Something your character doesn't know but you do and how this effects how you roleplay them.
I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
heroes are never born fearless they become heroes by facing their fears by meeting them head on and saying
you do not control me or own me anymore

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Reblog if you are willing to write in-depth, significant, and valued FRIENDSHIPS.
There is so much focus on romantic/sexual relationships lately. Friendships are incredibly important for characters too, and deserve as much love and attention as romantic/sexual relationships.
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Who is really against chores? -
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Who plays the most pranks? -
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“Get out.” EMma hissed. She knew she had to be strong in that moment. Well, what other choice did she really have? “We’re done!!´”
“Emma, wait.” Killlian tried to stop her, tried to reason her. “Do you think this is really neccesary? We can talk about this.”
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“She’ll make room for herself.” As she usually did. It was something babies did. Sophie as well. She would just climb over her parents and find herself a position. It would all work out well. She watched them as she snuggled herself into the blankets and yawned.
Killian chuckled as the girl snuggled into her mother, trying to get away from tickles. He climbed onto the bed, kissing Sophie’s cheek first before Kissing Emma on the lips. “I still can’t believe we have twins. And this little princess over here.”
lightxswan:
“She can stay.” Sophie was so tightly snuggled against her, fast asleep that Emma just didn’t have the heart to pull her oldest daughter away. “But I think my boys should join us, too:” Meaning Killian and even Henry. She needed rest, but cuddles were just as important. Just then Sophie rolled a bit, claiming more space as if to disagree with her mom. “If you can find space around the little princess.”
“If needed, the little princess can sleep on my chest.” Sophie did so often when she was smaller, for some reason enjoying to sleep on on both Emma’s and his chest. “It’s either that or she sleeps right between the two of us. But missy here will have to give up a bit of space.” With that, he reached down, tickling Sophie and making her giggle madly.

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lightxswan:
Emma hated how this all turned out. It mean she would have to stay behind. To protect herself and the baby. She couldn’t just run into action at the moment. An she hated every second of it. She wanted to go out there with Killian and help him. His father was a sore topic. And it would not get easier by facing him. At least he could manage to keep Liam away from their father while he and Nemo checked it out. And that quite subtley, too. Emma reached for the younger mans hand.
“Come back safely..” She whispered to her husband. She hoped it would all be over soon, but somehow she knew now, felt it was not the end of this horror. She hoped it was paranoia. She hoped it was nothing. As they left to meet with Brennan, she turned to hug Liam.
Brennan tore the ship apart literally. He flitted through walls, searching, moaning, like the ghost he was, a lost soul, searching for the soul he wanted by his side.
Killian arrived with Nemo at the Nautilus, there was one hell of a sight to behold. It was a mess, a huge one at that. Men were scattered all around the place, trying to get things under control and Brennan to stop. Killian never thought he would see his father again, especially not under such circumstances. “Good lord...” The pirate uttered. “We need to stop him at once!”
But the question was, how? ANd what was he even looking at? He did seem as if he was searching for something. And if said something or better said someone was Emma, then he definitely needed to be stopped. “Father!” He called out. He needed to get his attention for him to stop destroying the nautilus.
lightxswan:
It would be the first fight she would hang back willingly. With her ever growing belly - it was just a slight swelling, but it was there, there was no way she was putting herself in harms way. And the men around her seemed to agree. Gently her brother in law, the younger Liam, pulled her into his arms, too. “We will stay here.” He promised. “We will face this war with you.” Nemo agreed with a nod. Their family was strong.
“But for now, lets all get down to the living room and let old Nemo whip up some food for his kids.” Emma smiled softly at how that seemed to include her these days. But with him considering the boys his sons, she was basically his daughter in law. Together they went down, sat down while Nemo did occupy the kitchen alone, working on some grand fish related food while Emma cuddled with Killian and his brother.
The next day ways slow as well. Slow until someone came to their door. One of Nemos crew.
“Things are happening!” He announced as his captain opened the door, Emma was in the kitchen making pancakes as that happened. “There are dead people all over Storybrooke. A … a Brennan Jones is… tearing apart the Nautilus right now.”
While the rest of the evening passed by in a relatively calmer tone than when he got home to Emma’s request, there was still this gut feeling that something wasn’t quite right. But as Emma was pregnant and already worried to bits thanks to Liam’s visit earlier, he didn’t want to mention anything, not wanting to frighten her more and make her panic more. And boy he wished the rest of the evening to pass in the same tone as well. But of course, whenever there was something bad about to happen, things didn’t go quiet at all.
As Nemo was setting the dinner on the table, Liam up in the kitchen with him helping him, one of his crew members came into the house, a look of almost horror on his face as he announced that no other than Brennan Jones was trashing the Nautilus. “What did you say?” The pirate asked, standing up from the couch, eyes wide. “Did you say Brennan Jones?”
The man nodded, a frightened look on his face. “Aye.” He confirmed. “Looks almost like a specter, nobody knows how he got inside the first place.”
Killian gulped. He knew very well that his ‘father’ was dead. And if it was really him, there must have been magic involved for sure. He looked over at Nemo and Liam, then at Emma. “Love... I’m sorry...” He began. “I have to go see what this is all about. Liam, can you stay with her and watch over her?” The younger Jones nodded. It was just precaution. He didn’t want anything to happen to her while he was away.