Nov 23, 2021
for rent or i forgot to say that yesterday i went to my folks' house to set up my mom's tv so she can watch all of the new hallmark christmas movies after my dad canceled their cable, because talking bunk about the new hallmark christmas movies is what the quilting ladies do and she was getting left out. then she fixed me a sandwich topped with giardiniera made in cook county, illinois.
#for rent#sandwiches#fire#i like to watch fire turn wood into ashes i like the sound of glass when it smashes#sprinklyunicornfacebutt reblogged me so that also happened#hallmark christmas movies#quilting#gossip#moms#giardiniera#beaver fever#fort benning#parents#she asked me what passwords she needs to get from my father in case he dies before her
