# My personal CRK + WITCHES CASTLE VILLAIN RANKING
12. Stink Eye Tortuga - no. Just no. I can appreciate his role in the story but i fucking hate this guy. His voice makes me want to die but atleast he has a cool design and I canāt take him seriously either. Heās not even menacing. Heās just stupid. The only reason hes even on this list is because he has one of the coolest designs
Storywise, there isnāt much on this guy. But god in every single scene he is he scared me. The delivery was perfect, and the fact this guy sent assassins to try and murder children and ACTUALLY managed to manipulate a DRAGON into going berserk and to turn things around to go his way makes him a genuine threat. Love him. Hes so salty and petty ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø Just wish he got more screentime.
I genuinely love this guy as a villain. Hes unpredictable and clever, but god his design kind of ruins the hype a bit for me and its funny and thats what I love about it. Because youāre telling me this tiny doughnut in a space suit is supposed to be a galaxy destroying tyrant!? Idk hes silly and i hate his voice actor
Do I even have to explain? I love villains who are realistic to real life. My only problem with her is that she doesnāt get enough time to actually be evil as a twist villain. But her entire demeanour and the fact she literally BRAINWASHES children into a religious cult is just evil personified. Shes just scary af.
Look, I love how Shadow Milk is written, hes just not my type personally. He has an amazing design, amazing arc and amazingly written personality and motivations, with how he acts childish and selfish akin to the jester hes presenting as, but at the same time is genuinely scary, and hes interesting as hell, but hes just not my favourite personally despite being an incredibly fun villain and his voice actor being goated.
I love Affogatto for the same reasons I like Scar. Albeit it was briefly, but he was one of the few villains to actually accomplish their goal. Hes sly and just an overall delight to watch, and his manipulation and snake-like nature just is the cherry on top. But for me personally, his backstory wasnāt fleshed out enough, and hes just not really my favourite.
In my opinion she is one of the most well written and most interestingly written, overrated as she is. Yes I think her design is a bit bland but god did her backstory make me cry with how tragic it is, with how she was broken by that same broken promise and held the grudge even years later just shows how much she truly loves Lord Oyster but refuses to admit it because of her pain. But she is truly sadistic and she gives me Ursula vibes, the way everything is just a plaything to her takes to another level of its own. Every single line Erica delivered I was smiling. And her rage is absolutely justified.
I know youāre gonna scream at me because I put Burning Spice below Custard but hear me out. Ok so Burning Spice GENUINELY TERRIFIED ME. His ruthlessness, temper, and overall cruelty actually had me shaking. And his backstory is really compelling too. When you look at it closer, him getting bored with his old role actually makes sense. Because all he had to do was watch the same things happen again with nothing ever really changing and breaking the cycle. Everything was always āborn, wither, decayā over and over again until it drove him mad. Also banger design I fucking love him..ššššš„°š„°
Do I even have to explain myself? Mystic Flour was the best part of Dark Cacaoās beast yeast episode in my opinion (other than the two dragons<3). The way her presence is so defined when sheās not even there, and just the sheer genius of turning the soldierās beliefs against them as she slowly decays them is just pure mastery. And plus the fact that her motivation also makes sense. Her wishes were taken for granted so she decided to not care anymore, but also how shes also shown to be a bit childish with how she wants to inflict the same pain onto others that she felt. She terrified me even more than burning spice is with just how monotone and ghostly her voice is. I fucking love Mystic Flour. I would explain more but my brains not working aaaaaa
I know I am going to get skewered for this but as a villain, he is one of the best. You know a villains good when every single fucking second they are on scream you are screaming at them to shut up. When you look at the story closer hes actually really clever for he knows when to drop the facade, but the temper seems to ruin that and thats what I love. He is one of the most realistic ones because people like him exist. Self righteous, cruel and heartless. Hes like a less evil Frollo. But cowardly. Watching him go from menacing, self righteous, bigoted and a genuine threat to unsophisticated, brash, reckless yet still a threat when he loses it is funny to me. And watching him get humbled by Caviar was just such a joy. But hes also interesting in the way that he was probably also in the Dark Flour war and had to flee. I love pompous stuck up, haughty nobles that eventually break and drop the facade. But We all hate Elder Custard in this house ā„ļø
Okay I will be here all day if I explain all of the reasons why I think Sachertorte is one of the most delightful villains ever to come on a cookie run screen. In every single scene shes manipulating her opponents emotions and her surroundings to turn the tides of the battle, constantly foiling the main gang whilst still retaining an actually menacing aura. And her arc oh my god. Her backstory and motivations are completely understandable given she was taken in by a group of thugs after her boss kicked her out for something she didnāt do, and rose to the top like the absolute girlboss she is. And just the scene where she makes them fall into the hole and then just FUCKING WAVES. This is childs play to her. Its so fucking cool I fucking love her ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø She had everything in her hands you could see she planned it all out and it worked. She was always one step ahead, and she didnāt loose any of her charm when she got that apology, simply the strength to move on with her life
Again, Do I even have to explain. I made an entire analysis on him. Thats how interesting he is. He is one of the most evil I must say, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE RUINED MY FAVOURITE SHIP. (Lord Oyster and White Pearl) every second this guy is on scream I internally punch myself. He has a GORGEOUS design. If you want to hear me ramble about him here because im not explaining it in full detail here that would take too long https://docs.google.com/document/d/13OHzNDu64i-BStoQfihqi0bK2vLCaDI53-UNeQnwlq4/edit. He is actually extremely clever despite being brutish
Uhhh the reason i didnt add dark enchantress is cause idk sorry
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