"So gentlemen, are we in agreement? We will perform a one half interprative dance ballet and one half opera that skewers the very concepts of honesty and generosity, exposing them for shams!"
"I would be much on board if I believed it feasible, but where would we perform? If we do this in the City, we'd be preaching to the choir, and I have never been a fan of preaching!"
"Maybe hold some corporate or government building hostage so that we get a captive audience?"
"If you have to take a captive audience, then no one's actually paying to see your show! What kind of thespians even are you guys?"
"Oh, that's only where it begins. After we've begun, the sheer force of our performances and the reputations we garner will be what attracts more to watch us under the spotlight."
"That may be what you're used to, but I'd rather have monetary gain for all the trouble I would have to put myself through, even if it had to be picked from out of the pockets of the populace!"
"If this doesn't concern the epic poem one man performance of the legendary Captain Hook, I'm afraid I couldn't care less, mates."
"Well so long as I know I'm getting properly compensated, then I will spare some change on another coffee - Mint Mocha Cappuccino!"
"Yes, hard-working and dedicated actors need all the caffeine we can intake! A Caramel Mocha Latte brew - bring it to me, servers!"
"You heard them, Varian. You and Godot get to making those drinks!"
"What is this, their third? I think they should be more than hopped up enough to stay focus and get through this rehearsal already!"
"Yo ho you ho, a performing artist's art is never overdone."
