#beast headcanons

✰ Logan is a loud burper. like yknow those annoying kids that try to see who can burp louder/for longer? yeah, that's him.

✰ Hank was (and is still somewhat) obsessed with puzzles. I will not elaborate.

✰ Cyclops is the most dirty minded out of the team. Like somebody can be like "eww, it's wet" and he'll be there grinning like a fucking 11 y/o.

✰ Charles likes to talk in students' and teachers' minds and say some shit like "I know what u're doing" when he knows there's someone roaming the school after hours. ^he also used to do the shit of "I know what u are" when he was younger.

✰ Rogue and Kitty did that trend with the "run fast for your mother, run fast for your brother" (or smth like that) in which they do a handshake and then start running.

✰ Bobby does that 'styling my hair' thing when he's in the shower.

✰ Storm can and will turn the lights off when walking out of a room when there's still someone inside just to tease them.

✰ Logan never closes doors. Everyone is starting to suspect he does it just for the hell of annoying them.

✰ Kurt always has a bowl of cereal as a midnight snack. Eats it crouched over the counter too.

✰ Jean has helped students with impulse dyeing their hair more than three times.

✰ Logan has cero space awareness and he'll sometimes bump his shoulder/arm against the doorframe or random furniture.

✰ Cyclops is the type of dude to walk with his arms completely outstretched infront of him and bent knees whenever inside a dark room.

✰ Kitty likes Sanrio, Cinnamonroll is her favourite. ^ Logan calls Kitty 'hello kitty' from time to time just to piss her off. ^kitty absolutely hates this.

✰ Quicksilver tried the mixing an energy drink with sour gummies and will prufosely go out of his way to tell everyone not to do it. ^still nobody knows what happened.

✰ if it was set in the 2000's, Rogue would definetely be a creepypasta kid (but the actual creepy stuff, not the fanon). ^Kitty would be a fanon creepypasta kid, her fav were jeff and nina (she's basic).

✰ More than three different kids have asked Hank if he was the Beast from the disney Beauty and the Beast movie😭

✰ Jean collects the cake-stand figurines from the birthdays celebrated in the school.

✰ Logan hates white chocolate with a burning passion.

✰ Kurt only eats the white cream from the oreos. ^Logan eats the cookie.

✰ One time Cyclops frustrated Logan so much that he real close into Cyclops face to argue with him and Cyclops blurted out "you look like you want to kiss me". ^Logan punched him in the gut after that comment.

For my dear friend @bluerose512​! <3

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Hank McCoy, our poor boy, is a big softie, and so he was so nervous when he first tried to ask you out.

He met you when Charles and Erik first introduced the two of you, and once they had left the lab he tried to shake off his nerves and lift his jaw back up, pretending he hadn’t just seen the most beautiful being on the planet walk through the door.

He nervously steps up behind you, coughing lightly and nudging his glasses back up the bridge of his nose before he starts to ask if you’d like to get dinner with him later that night.

He looked so adorable, standing there so tall and yet so nervous, with his cute glasses and his lab coat, rubbing his hands together with fear, that you start to smile brightly at him. He, in turn, thinks you’re laughing at him, and so starts to choke and stutter before you swoop in and ask him out instead.

The two of you, when he starts to get more comfortable and visibly relaxed in your presence, decide to set up a little picnic at the edge of the lab so he could both keep an eye on his work, but also spend some much needed time in your company.

He musters up the nerve to tell you about his mutation, despite the fact he thinks someone as incredible as you would want to leave him straight away. You’re silent for a moment, just observing the scrunching of his eyebrows, and the way his face falls as he stares at the floor.

He actually flinches a bit when you lean towards him, but he’s filled with so much relief he finds himself melting into your touch and closing his eyes in bliss when you turn his chin until he’s facing you and press your lips softly against his own.

You train with him a lot, just to keep him company. A lot of the times you go out to the track at the front of the Mansion with him, tagging him before running off, knowing you had no chance. He’s so fast, you don’t actually know where he is until you can feel his breath against your ear and he wraps his arms around your waist, lifting you up from the ground.

You grab onto his sweatshirt to try and steady yourself as he sets off running again. Charles tries to shout at him to slow down from the door, but the two of you are giggling so loudly you don’t hear him until Hank trips.

He’s so warm all the time, and so cuddly, he’s genuinely like a blanket in human form. No matter how many times you wrap your arms around his shoulders and straddle his lap while he’s working, he never gets annoyed. 

You often headbut him softly, lifting his arm up until he gets the message and lets you snuggle into his side with a content sigh.

Sometimes you fall asleep against him as well. Before he picks you up bridal style and carries you to bed, he just spends a moment watching you, his finger rubbing against the edge of your cheek. Erik’s happened across this too many times, as he’s told Hank, and often wants to tease him, but the look of delight in his eyes, and the dopey, blissful smile on his face as he pulls you tighter against him stops Erik.

On day’s before stressful missions, when you can’t sleep, he’ll pull you against his chest with one hand, and pick up whatever book he’s reading from the nightstand with the other. The night is spent with him stroking your hair, his words melting like honey as he reads to you for as long as you need.

Stealing his lab coat when you go to visit him while he’s working, only for him to find you cuddled up somewhere asleep.

You keep stealing his clothes because he always smells so fresh, like lemony cotton.

He’s so adorable, he gets this massive, beetroot blush on his face whenever you run up to him in the corridor and intertwine his long fingers with yours.

He’ll stumble over his words, coughing slightly before continuing on his conversation with Charles, but he makes sure to give your hand an extra tight squeeze to let you know he’s glad you’re there.

When the two of you are having a ‘difference of opinion’ about something, you'll always let him know when to stop talking by stealing his glasses and putting them on instead, frowning up at him with puppy dog eyes.

He cracks immediately.

You constantly sneak into the back of his classes just to watch him teach, stifling a laugh as he tries his best to carry on, avoiding your eyes and the faces you pull at him.

Clapping at the end of the lesson, but being stopped as his tall figure walks over to you and just cups your cheeks, kissing the top of your forehead.

Hank just wants to live in peace: Hank isn’t as much of a pushover as people assume he is, but he does prefer things when they’re quiet and peaceful. That being said, he’s not sure how you two go together. Opposites attract?

Okay so you’re actually a generally mellow person.

Until someone or something gets on your nerves.

Then you’re loud. 

And angry.

You and Hank went out for ice cream once and you almost ended up in a brawl with a guy that was easily twice your size.

In your defense, he was being inappropriate, so Hank can’t really fault you for that one.

But it wasn’t the first time you’d tried to pick a fight with someone and probably won’t be the last.

You have the worst road rage. 

Hank doesn’t think he’s ever heard someone swear so much. 

“Fuck you, asshole!! God, I hate it when people cut me off!”

You told Charles to ‘Fuck off’ during one of your fits.

Both men were genuinely afraid in that moment.

Your anger extends to inanimate objects.

Hank will be working in the lab and you’ll be sitting on an unused table, reading but ready to help him should he ask.

When all of a sudden you shift and accidentally knock a glass beaker to the ground.

Hank doesn’t even have time to react before he hears your groan of frustration.

“Oh, for fucks sake!”

The first time you heard Alex call Hank a bozo you punched him square in his jaw. 

That made Hank laugh (but he tried to hide it). 

“No one talks shit about my boyfriend!”

A/N: Why not both :) and I used different memes for each of them @emmcfrxst​ @iamplaguedwithideas​ help i need validation for warren birb

Warren Worthington III

who is more likely to hurt the other?

Warren, andit absolutely kills him when he does. He loves you so much, but sometimes he’llslip up and do something stupid and he’ll hate himself for it afterwards.

who is emotionally stronger?

Probablyyou, because despite the tough guy act we all know that Warren is fragile andour softie needs to be protected <3

who is physically stronger?

WARREN haveyou seen his muscles??? 

my eyes hath been blessed

who is more likely to break a bone?

Warren,with all the fights he gets in he’s definitely broken a few ribs here andthere.

who knows best what to say to upset the other?

I feel likeyou both would. You might get into nasty fights sometimes and they might go toofar, but you both hate it when it comes out as word vomit and end up reallyhurting the other.

who is most likely to apologise first after anargument?

I’m alittle unsure about this one, because Warren hates seeing you hurt but he’salso a stubborn pouty birb, and then there are those times where he’ll try tostay mad at you like a child but will be demanding you cuddle him five minuteslater

who treats who’s wounds more often?

You treatWarren’s wounds way more often, especially at first when he keeps showing up atyour place in the middle of night with busted knuckles, a few gashes andscratches,  and a shiner to top it alloff

who is in constant need of comfort?

The softlittle birb needs a lot of affection and reassurance and you’re more than happyto comply

who gets more jealous?

Dear god…Warren becomes a fucking toddler when he’s jealous and he’s constantlyreminding everyone that you’re his and no one else’s. Lord help the poor soulwho dares put their hands on you

who’s most likely to walk out on the other?

Dependingon the context, I feel like you’d be more likely to walk out on him which isone of his biggest fears because he’s constantly terrified that one day you’llrealize that you deserve better than him, but on the other hand when thingsfirst started getting too serious, Warren freaked out and you didn’t see himfor a couple days

who will propose?

I’veactually thought about this quite a bit and I’m not sure whether Warren isreally the marrying type but he doesn’t care as long as he’s with you, so Ifeel like it would just kinda happen if it ever did no matter who proposes

who has the most difficult parents?

W A R R EN!!!

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out inpublic?

You bothdo. Warren needs to be touching you at all times anyways so you both just endup reaching for the other’s hand

who comes up for the other all the time?

I’m gonnabe honest here, if someone could tell what this one means cus I have no cluebut I’m guessing it means who travels to see the other person more often??? SoI’m gonna with Warren cus he’ll fly to you whenever you need him

who hogs the blankets?

You cuddleeach other all the time so either way, you’re both all tangled under the coversbut I feel like since Warren tends to have a below average body temp he’s mostlikely to hog the blankets

who gets more sad?

Not sureabout this one… Depending on your personality it could go either way, butyou’re always there for each other

who is better at cheering the other up?

You are!Warren’s not the best at dealing with emotions but when you’re sad he tries hisvery best, but you somehow always know exactly what to do and exactly what tosay to make him feel better

who’s the one that playfully slaps the otherall the time after they make silly jokes?

You alwayssmack him when he shamelessly flirts with you or makes stupid jokes becausethey’re always super dirty

who is more streetwise?

Warren,especially after spending those years in Germany

who is more wise?

You are andit’s one of things he loves about you

who’s the shyest?

In general,you are, because Warrens tends to radiate confidence, but I’d say he was reallyshy when he first started realizing his feelings for you and became the mostadorable blushy brib

who boasts about the other more?

Warren willnot shut up about you to the point where Scott can’t stand to be around him andhas to leave the room

who sits on who’s lap?

Most of thetime, Warren will pull you onto his lap and you definitely don’t mind

Hank McCoy

Who said “I love you”first

he did! and was nervous as hell, probably wouldn’t besurprising if he blurted it out by accident

Who would have theother’s picture as their phone background

I feel like he’d have a picture of the both of you togetherfor his homescreen and a selfie you took when you stole his phone as hislockscreen because this lanky boy is smitten with you

Who leaves noteswritten in fog on the bathroom mirror

You do and he loves it <3

Who buys the othercheesy gifts

He does!! he might forget important dates all the time buthe always tries to make up for it by getting you the mushiest gushiest giftsand he’ll also get you cute little things here and there to remind you how muchhe loves you

Who initiated thefirst kiss

You did and Hank was totally flabbergasted and kind ofstared at you in awe through crooked glasses afterwards

Who kisses the otherawake in the morning

He does! His sleeping schedule is so beyond messed up thatyou usually won’t wake him up if you wake up first but especially when you guyshave some time to yourselves after mission or stressful periods, he can’t waitto start his day with you

Who starts ticklefights

You do~ and it’s honestly so much fun with him becauseyou’ll catch him off-guard but he’s stronger than you so he’ll easily tickleyou back and it always ends with giggly kisses

Who asks who if theycan join the other in the shower

Both of you. Although especially further into the relationshipthere isn’t much asking, it just becomes routine

Who surprises theother in the middle of the day at work with lunch

You do!!! He’s always in the lab and forgets to eat soyou’ll bring him lunch and force him to take a break and it’s his favorite timeof day

Who was nervous andshy on the first date

Saying that Hank was a nervous wreck is an understatement.You were nervous too, but Hank was beyond adorable and could barely get througha whole sentence at the beginning

Who kills/takes outthe spiders

I feel like Hank doesn’t mind spiders because he is ascientist and knows they can’t hurt him, but if you’re really scared he’dswoosh them out of the room or trap them in a cup and release them outside

Who loudly proclaimstheir love when they’re drunk

HE DOES!!! Drunk Hank is the most hilarious thing in theworld, and totally opposed to his sober self, he gets a major confidence boostand will shout it to the whole party or bar

A/N: I sawthis and got a little too excited???

Okay sothis boy is always busy being a full time Nerd and Workaholic so you’ve had tobecome pretty creative in ways to drag him away from his work

hence, youbeing the one who initiates a lot fo the time

when it’sfor the Sexy Times it doesn’t take much coaxing

unless hedoesn’t realize what you’re getting at

whichhappens more often than either of you would like to admit

when he’sthe one to initiate he sometimes crawls into bed in the wee hours of themorning and will wake you up

he’llcuddle you from behind and continue to press the softest kisses all over so youcan’t be mad at him

you’lleventually flop over and take his shirt off

other timesit’ll be one of the few times he’s actually at some sort of social gathering

after aparty or get together he can barely wait till you get home

especiallywith even the least bit of alcohol in his system (cus he’s a major Lightweight)and he’s all over you

as part ofthe Soft Boys Club he’s super gentle and always makes you feel loved

kissingevery inch of your body as a warm up

praise kinkfosho

loves beingtold how good he makes you feel and vice versa

THE 👏MOST👏GENEROUS 👏  LOVER 👏 

will takecare of you a thousand times over before himself

hedefinitely has the stamina for it

he probablyalso enjoys a little hair pulling once in a while

but if youtease him

you’re infor it

he hATESbeing teased and his breaking point is not hard to reach at all

he’sdefinitely taken you in the lab plenty of times

you try todistract him from his work, but as much as he would love to Get It On, he doeshave a lot to do this time

you keepteasing

next thingyou know the lab goggles are abandoned and some glassware has shattered as he’sgot you on the work counter

you’ve alsodone in empty classrooms

youcasually walk past the class where he’s giving a lecture, flashing a suggestivegrin

he stopsmid sentence and blushes furiously

after thestudents are dismissed you close the door and the blinds

definitelygets turned on when you call him ‘Professor’

and that’swhy Professor McCoy was really late in grading everyone’s papers

hint:they ended up in a huge mess all over the floor

A/N: YASSSI love my Soft Boys Club

It goeswithout saying that Hank is the sweetest

althoughsometimes time becomes a mere figment of his imagination when he works sosometimes you gotta drag him away from the lab

especiallywhen you have plans

“Hank,were already late for my family dinner”

“Yes,yes, I’ll be up in five minutes”

“Yousaid that twenty minutes ago”

being achemist and biologist, you’d think those lab procedures would also beapplicable to cooking but he tried to surprise you by baking cookies and theytasted salty

my sisterhas done this before and it just totally seems like something Hank would end updoing

“Whyare the sugar cookies salty?”

You guysstart over from scratch

he’d besuper nervous about getting it right this time

to make himrelax a little you may or may not start a little food fight

he justlooks too cute with flour on his nose

his glassesalso need major cleaning afterwards

random andcute cheek pecks are exchanged throughout the whole cookie baking process

you guyslive together so it’s really useful having a tall boyfriend to help hangdecorations

decoratingthe tree has become a tradition

and thatthing where he helps you put the star on the top of the tree

he’sprobably fallen off the roof a few times trying to hang lights

and out ofthat tree in your front yard

kissing hisrosy cheeks and nose

throughoutall of winter in general he’ll always make sure that you’re super bundled upand warm

“Hank,you already put two scarves on me, I don’t think I need a second sweatertoo—”

“Shhhyou don’t want to catch a cold so close to the holidays”

giftshopping for him is hell

although healways ends up getting you the perfect gift, the process is hell for him becausehe can never make his mind up

but you’dbe happy with anything just because he’s Hank

watching Christmasmovies together

fallingasleep all snuggled up during one of those movies

CHRISTMASCUDDLES

all thesoft boys do it

like therest of the soft boys club if you are of another religion and/or don’tcelebrate Christmas he would be super respectful of that too

he justwants to make you happy all the time

I feel likeall the mutant boys and girls would get super into whatever you might celebratejust because they love you and your their favorite thing in the world

A/N: I’mfeeling this so much ily anon <3 and stay tuned for the drabble~

1: Who makes theother hot chocolate?

You definitely would because Hank is the definition of aworkaholic, so you’d fix up two mugs and bring them down to the lab and forcehim to take a break as you chat and sip on the hot cocoa.

2: Who knits theother a seasonal sweater?

You do. He may be a genius and make kickass and complexfighting suits, but the man CANNOT knit for his life. You try teaching him andhe tries his best but somehow he ends up getting all tangled up in it. He loveswearing the sweaters and scarves you knit him just as much as you love seeinghim in them because he’s the cutest~

3: Who’s family hostsa bigger holiday gathering? What’s the gathering like for your OTP?

X-Men involves big mutant family gatherings, but Hank andhis s/o would also have so many kids so either way family gatherings are alwayshuge. If you don’t have kids yet, he’ll always be by your side, but if youdo… oh boy… chasing the kids who are running all over the place and causingall kinds of trouble

4: How would your OTPreact to having a snow day?

You drag him out of the lab and he’d be like “oh whendid it start snowing?”

5: Who offers theother one their jacket?

You both do! If he sees you’re even the least bit chilly hewon’t hesitate and he almost always has a jacket anyways, but on the rare occasionthat he’s the one who’s feeling a little cold you do the same for him.

6: Who makes asnowman that looks like the other member of your OTP, or do they both do this?

You do! Sometimes you’ll make one that looks like him, thendrag him out of the lab to see and you’ll snatch his glasses to place on thesnowman. You also like building them together when he does take a break.

7: Does your OTP everhave snowball fights?

Although it might be a little more rare, they are definitelyloads of fun and end in both of you collapsed in the snow giggling and kissinghis rosy cheeks.

8: What gifts wouldthey get each other for the holidays?

The perfect gift. idk how else to put it but it would be perfect.You could get him literrally anything and he would absolutely love it.

9: How do they spendtheir winter holiday? Do they even celebrate the same holiday?

I specified this in my Christmas Hank headcanons. Like allthe Soft Boys he’d be super respectful of whatever holiday you celebrate andwill celebrate with you~

10: What sort ofseasonal treats does your OTP like to eat?

He loves baking with you even though he’s terrible at it(see xmas headcanons for further explanation). Although he tries really hard,you kind of take over and he’ll kind of just stick around giving you cheek,nose, and top of the head kisses with his arms wrapped around you from behind.

11: How do they spendNew Year’s Eve?

together Together TOGETHER. He. will. not. leave. your.side. ever. You’ll be having a party/gathering of some sort with the rest ofthe team and he 100% wants to make sure you’re there for the New Year’s kiss.

12: Who initiates theNew Year’s kiss?

When you’re together he does and will not pull away for agood 15 seconds into the new year. If you aren’t together yet, you initiate andyou basically are together after the kiss.

13: Who tries to geta secret gift for the other one for Valentine’s Day?

You do!!! He’s the forgetful one who loses track of thesedates because time is such a trivial concept to him, but he will always goabove and beyond to make it up to you. We’re talking a candle-lit dinner withyour favorite dishes, flowers and chocolates that you burn off after

14: Would your OTPtake a walk together in the snow?

You will drag him out of the lab (as per usual) to get freshair and this pretty much goes for any time of the year. You both love takinglong walks together where you talk and hold hands.

15: Which one getsmore excited over the first snow of winter?

You do and he loves watching you fawn over snowflakesbecause you’re just too adorable and he’ll be over the fucking moon when yougrab his hand to go run outside with you to watch.