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Heās coming. Heās coming to collect.

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Happy Birthday Jon Bernthal~~! (September 20th, 1976)
well kastle of course!
Ā Thank you!! ^^
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaFrank. Mostly because he never looks at which way the doorās gonna go when heās already focusing on whateverās behind the door, so he winds up bumping heads with the door half the time. Karen reads everything that crosses her path, so sheāll be the one goingĀ āFrank, it saysĀ āPUSHā in giant letters do I need to buy you more coffee or are you gonna pay attention?ā.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themKaren! Half her notebooks are filled with Frankās name and little skulls, amid all the notes she takes on cases. Ellison has learned to ignore it to the best of his ability, though he grows a new grey hair every time he catches a heart in there.
Who starts the tickle fightsFrank, because Karenās ticklish and he isnāt.
Who starts the pillow fightsKaren, as a reaction to the tickle fight. Sheāll wait until Frankās almost asleep and then hover over him before smacking him in the face with a pillow. (She always winds up with her ass parked on the floor and Frank waking up the neighbours with his yelling, but itās worth it.)
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileKaren. Frankās an insta-sleeper, heāll sleep anywhere (Marine rep yo), so sheās wide awake at 2am watching him sleep.
Who mistakes salt for sugarFrank. Karen has a habit of creating chaos in the kitchen and heāll groggily make himself coffee, throw in what he thinks is sugar (Frankās got a secret sweet tooth), and.. well..Ā
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningKaren, because she pulls late nights at the office.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesFrank! Frank comes up with very cheesy songs and pick-up lines all the time. Half of them, he just uses on Karen because she hates them so much and she makes funny faces when sheās angry/appalled.Ā
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderKAREN. Cue Frank messing it up half an hour later when heās looking for a specific book and doesnāt notice the alphabetisedĀ order.
Who licks the spoon when theyāre baking browniesBoth, unapologetically. They eat more dough than brownies. (It reminds Frank of his kids and Karen of her brother that way.)
Who buys candles for dinners even though thereās no special occasionFrank. Heāll come home with candles under his arm and a duffle bag of guns thrown over his shoulder and goĀ āthe candles were on sale, you need themā and Karen will just raise an eyebrow and open what sheās now deemed The Candle Cupboard in which there are stacks of all the other times Frank came home with candles.. (He forgets these little things sometimes and that is okay.)
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penKaren, but Frank has one demand after having had a criminal laugh at the little sunshine and sad cloud Karen had drawn on his neck: they must never be visible.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationKaren. Frankās a postcard kinda guy.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesKaren again, while Frank likes to make fun of the horoscope next to it.Ā āYou will meet a tall dark stranger today, Kar, did you know?āĀ āFrank, are we cat or dog people?āĀ āIt says here a blonde woman will kill me because she keeps forgetting Iām allergic to cats.ā
You know if math test had asked me "You want to catch your favorite actor in the movie they're in but their scene isnt until an hour and 10 minutes into the movie. The movie started at 9:50, there's about 15- 20 minutes of preview before it starts, what time is the actor's scene supposed to happen"
I would have probably gotten AT LEAST a D+ or C- lmfaootime

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LISTEN i thought i didn't like jon's look in wolf of wall street but then i actually watched the movie and i kinda dig it???
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!
ok listen, he is pure unadulterated sex on a stick in this movie, and i KNOW itās kind of in a skeezy way and my brain saysĀ āoh that facial hair is badā but like no, i love it anyway??? Itās like almost a period piece (90ā²s etc), so i can forgive the juicehead/pornstar look (also i kind of dig it ngl). Plus, the movie itself was extremely entertaining :D
em i just wanted to say thank you so much for tagging me in the writer appreciation!!! i really appreciate the advice you've given me on writing chapter fics!
Aw, Taylor, no problem! Youāre such a good writer and I was so happy to see you delving into longer works! I love you :D
the class for the series ask ;)
Thanks Taylor~
Favorite character: Do you even have to ask? Itās the one and only Duncan Carmello~!Ā
Second favorite character: Richie and Kat are fighting for second place, because oneās a complete wreck and the other one is so sarcastic I could die of happiness.Ā
Least favorite character: Holly, but I still lolād at her.Ā
The character Iām most like: Iām gonna say a mixture of Duncan and Kat? Sarcastic but well meaning goofball who still lives at home in the hopes of saving up enough money to pay off her impending student loansā¦
Favorite pairing: Duncan/Nicole - I WEPT AT THE LAST EPISODE OKAY.Ā
Least favorite pairing: Duncan/Kat because NO. WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME?
Favorite moment: Every time Duncan yelledĀ āMAAAAā and Richie starting without Duncan, which led to him busting the pipe in the wall.
Rating out of 10: 10000/10 - like if you love How I Met Your Mother, or even just like it, THIS is the show for you! I laughed so hard I practically cried!