Jul 27, 2025
// past life episode 3
by the way, can we talk about skizz sneakily but decisively splitting the server into two factions?? the rejects, lost generation and gluten guys VS the villies and cabincore?? this is gonna be SO good
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// past life episode 3
by the way, can we talk about skizz sneakily but decisively splitting the server into two factions?? the rejects, lost generation and gluten guys VS the villies and cabincore?? this is gonna be SO good
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the only bad thing about this season is that bdubs isn't here to be made fun of for his height, where it's most appropriate.
There's a game going on on Hermitcraft. Most of the hermits have a tendency to fall asleep in the weirdest places. So a game started where they try to take pictures of each other sleeping in those weird places. Some of the best ones to date are:
Scar asleep on top of the boatem pole, Grian asleep on top of the Entity, Tango asleep meters away from a Ravager, False asleep just floating in the sea and Bdubs sleeping curled up on his moon.
Allegedly theres a picture of Evil X asleep cuddled up against his brother, but both EX and Xisuma vehemently deny this.
With regards to the "bdubs doesn't blink" headcanon, he works like those dolls that have those eyelids that close as you tilt them. You know them? The ones with the pendulum. Anyway that's what's going on in him. That's why his eyes only seem to close when he lays down, cause he goes horizontal.
Sometimes they get stuck closed too tight or overly open and he has to swish his head around in water to get them loosened up again.
~ Mod Shade
I like to think that Bdubs is solar powered. As in, when there is no light he kind of just faints and goes on shutdown mode like a robot out of battery. Thats why he goes to sleep early before the sun sets down its cause he dosent wanna just slam to the ground out of nowhere the second the last pixel of the sun is down
Although- in special occasions where he does have to stay awake during the night he brings a lantern with him so it provides enough light for him to stay up, but not enough to keep him energetic like how he is in day time. You get a very sleepy and upset bdubs in thoose cases.
It's hard to believe I posted the last headcanon and then scrolled directly down to see this one! They fit so well together. I love the lamp idea - what do you think it's made of? Glowstone seems like the closest sunlight equivalent in terms of Minecraft light blocks to me, but maybe a sea lantern would work better?
~ Mod Shade
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The hermits all have a distinct mark or a tattoo somewhere on their skin when they spawn. This is so that they can be identified as a player rather than a mob which gives them the permissions to build and break blocks and stuff that a player does.
Most of the time it's something that relates to the player. So like mumbo has a price of redstone equipment, tango has a fire charge (cause he emits fire or something) and pearl has like a moon.
It can change every season, wether it's to do with lore (like in season 8 pearls moon was bigger) or just something do with them in that season (like in season 7 grian had a picture of Mr beaks (I think that was his name?)).
This season, doc just has a popped chorus fruit. No one else but him knows why. He won't tell anyone why. Even xisuma doesn't know why. People think it's something mysterious and elusive but no, it was actually because he was really tired and tried to eat a popped chorus fruit instead of an actual chorus fruit and thinks it's the most embarrassing thing ever.
Another thing, Bdubs doesn't have one. Like anywhere. He never has. Whenever someone asks he just goes 'its because I'm a figment of your imagination' or something like that and confuses everyone. He thinks it's funny. Xisuma, poor poor xisuma, does not. He has been trying to find out why for years. It has always taunted him for no reason.
If you zoom in close on the tattoos, all the black lines are actually tiny lines of code packed close against each other to form the outline of the tattoo. Hermits can pick their design at the beginning of each season, or if they don't tell Xisuma what they want, the world will pick one for them. Bdubs has simply never gotten his request in on time. The world doesn't seem much interested in giving him a replacement. Maybe one of these days, he'll remember the deadline, and then we'll see if that one sticks...
~ Mod Shade
Etho is an actual Ninja, professional training and all. His Kakashi outfit is just a disguise.
Why does he wear such an obvious disguise? Well it's a simple case of reverse phycology. If someone were to see him doing something ninja-like they will just assume he was getting into character.
The best place to hide is in plain sight! Of course, this means that people who are immune to reverse psychology through their own convoluted loops of reverse-reverse-reverse psychology already figured out he was a ninja years ago. Or at least, they think they did. Redirecting Bdubs from increasingly wild accusations that somehow get closer and closer to the truth through more and more wrong logic is interesting. But hey, at least it keeps Etho on his toes!
~ Mod Shade
Bdubs has toddler energy I feel like if he sees something that looks good no matter if it dangerous or not even if he does or doesn't know he'll put it in his mouth
I mean, what's the worst that can happen? Even if he has to respawn after sipping lava through a curly straw, he still gets to know what it tastes and feels like! Worth it.
~ Mod Shade