#bc polycule

oh to get a glimpse of the inner life of a boy and his boybestfriend...... together since childhood, military-esque hypermasculine development program and all....... spending all day every day together but apart........ trying so hard to be his favorite but never quite making the cut........ existing with the awareness that you're going your separate ways, opposite ends of the country, hanging over your head like the blade of a guillotine........ not knowing how to deal with that, how to communicate any of it, because you've been taught that that's weakness, that men don't do that........ and on top of everything WILL VOTE is there.........

those old videos are all so interesting and devastating i need to hit them with a baseball bat

also i'm glad you brought up the prospects video bc i was watching it recently and i have things to say hshshsh (under the cut bc this is getting kinda long lol)

He would def bathe in dirty ass puddles. The other BC line members love their feathery friend. They have a plastic container they’ll fill with water in the dorm so Ryan can take bird baths and they buy sun flower seeds and other goodies for when Ryan shifts.

When the bird proudly shows them his nest. They have to force a smile at the random ass shit on the ground and tell Lenny it’s wonderful. Which in turn makes Leno’s chest puff up and he bobs his head while walking around and cooing.

PIGEON LEONARD 😭 oh my god this is frying me... his crappy little nest especially

willeno except they’re mean girls. will is regina, ryan is cady, gabe is gretchen, and voter is karen because he’s always somewhere.

anyways they’re girls and they kiss and will’s all bitchy and rude.

i actually might fr wright a fic about this and i might even…. gasp….. publish it! woah!

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WILL IS REGINA OH MY GOD. leno is cady but regina (will irl) is gay as fuck and wants her so bad in case u were wondering. she wants that cookie so effing bad. so does gretchen but she won't say that because regina would stab her to death so </333