the future is teal

misa gay bi etc icon, sam very dude bro who is probably gayer than he thinks but is just very painfully into misa (most he has ever liked anyone EVER and it’s a problem)

the height difference isn’t large but it matters to misa (and me)

sam is hornier #wantsthat . misa gives me more chill vibes about it, is very into sam but also is very into silently sitting next to sam

neither of them are very jealous people. sam is famously laidback but also being around misa does make him more protective than normal but it’s still not crazy in the grand scheme of things. misa is more typical jealousy like… ppl are checking you out and i don’t like it. sam honestly doesn’t care when ppl check misa out, that’s his guy, he locked that down, be impressed

misa is stealing all of sam’s hoodies, they’re comfy, they’re big, he is bad at laundry and therefore wearing sam’s clothes means he can wait longer to do it. sam is mad that he’s endeared by it

sam LOVES a pet name. he thinks it’s funny to use all of them imaginable but also has his own classics to fall back on. they’re supposed to be ironic but where do we draw the line… misa, does not care to use them, except a rare babe

i’ve greatly established misa is the most sincere guy ever and has zero brain to mouth filter so funnily enough, he is an affection through words guy. sam though lives behind his walls of irony and funny bits, so he likes the action route more. that being said, misa makes him soft and he can’t help but say nice things sometimes

similar to above. misa is more open about his feelings so he’d probably be the first to verbalize it, but he’s also a go with the flow guy i think so… sam probably instigated something and then misa was honest about what he was feeling

sam bug squasher makes perfect sense. misa doesn’t really care but he thinks it’s nice sam will kill any bug for him if asked

can misa drive? yes, has his own car and all. does he drive? no why would he, sam is behind the wheel always. sam would argue it’s bc misa is a shit driver but he doesn’t even know that, he’s never been driven by him. it’s a concept sam doesn’t even want to figure out

they can have a little pda as a treat. sam is a tactile guy and misa likes that. they’re not doing anything crazy but sam always has an arm over misa’s shoulders. but also they can stay a normal distance apart and it’s not weird

overprotective is different from jealously!! sam is still a laidback guy but he does have an eye out for anything nefarious when it comes to misa. this also applies to misa being oblivious to being chirped. sam is a fake dgaf-er