#bc bored

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting.”

“I like the way I feel when he/she looks at me. Like I wanna believe in myself.”

“This is me you’re talking to. You have to trust me.”

“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”

“Once again the world has proven anything you can do, I can do better.”

“Do yourself a favor and stop talking right now.”

“I’m sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie.”

“You deserve a guy/girl who would move mountains to be with you if he/she had to.”

“There’s only one queen bitch in this town and that’s me.”

“When did everything get so screwed up?”

“Okay, fine. Have fun drinking by yourself.”

“I don’t need anybody in my life who doesn’t wanna be there.”

“There’s no starting over. No matter where I go, whatever I do, my past seems to follow me.”

“Maybe you just want me to be as unhappy as you are.”

“You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”

“I feel like screaming because I don’t have anyone to talk to.”

“Maybe I am a total bitch, did you ever think about that?”

“As long as we have each other, we’re both gonna be okay.”

“I don’t need friends, I need more champagne.”

“Do you know what it feels like to be left? Because I do.”

“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.”

“If you weren’t such a perv, I’m sure the C.I.A would hire you in a second.”

“I’d ask you how you are, but I don’t really care.”

“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”

“I will never forgive you for what you’ve done.”

“Can you hear the words coming out of your mouth?”

“Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I have endured being nice to you?”

“We may get mad at each other, but if you’re hurting, I’m here for you.”

“I don’t want anyone else. I want you.”

“Nobody’s ever looked at me the way you just did.”

“You’re really gonna hurt my feelings, and you know how I get when my feelings are hurt.”

“I look forward to never seeing you again.”

“You deserve to be alone.”

“I may be heartless, but you’re naive.”

“I don’t wanna be alone.”