#bbuk2017

i'm so ready to get an accent after binge watching bbuk2017

It's day thirty in the big brother house. And this is the first episode I've watched. Mostly it's been a Love Island summer for me so far, but I'm prepared to transfer if necessary. Don't know what that necessity could be. A lot of what I remember from the last time I watched BB is similar. Housemates are still being punished and scenes from the past still look faded and wistful. However, the house looks more like the barbie dreamhouse. But with a class issue in clear view over the fence. I hope gossiping neighbours pop up over that fence with sage advice and small talk from time to time. It's weird how the patients are behaving as if they are on more of a constructed reality show than I remember. It's like they have constructed their own missions and are carrying them out diligently. There seems to be a village. I think it might be a bridge. I'm not sure, but it's possible Miranda from the archers might come in or rob titchener. Or maybe this is where Freddie is going next. Some girls who don't like to work out have been made to consider it by having to do it in front of a pretty boy. TBH, that would make me even more uncomfortable. I would suggest a different task. Actually, I think one of them has in a round about way. Anyway. That work out was only about three minutes so that's a win. Sam is feeling excluded from the group. I can see why. He clearly lives in a stately home. What does he expect. You can't run with the hares and the hounds, Sam. Ah, some nice comedy now. Only it's not really comedy. It's like goading. The inmates mustn't do any reacting. So they aren't. They look murderous. The man doesn't know what the words he is saying means and the housemates are concentrating so hard on trying to work out what he's going on about that they aren't reacting. Even though He's doing an impression of Danny dyer and he isn't even in there show. "That was joe!' One crewmate says. 'I'm sorry but it is. That's joe". It wasn't. It was Danny dyer. This is a bit like Love Island, I suppose, but more indoorsy. Love island is for outdoor types. I saw a bum! I think they are going to have electric shocks while eating. Dangerous. The table is nice and big, but the food looks basic. Especially that single serving trifle in a plastic pot. They are not allowed to leave their chairs ...but what if someone chokes which they might do because dangerous, and they neeed a heimlich manoooooover? Is this diary room set up meant to convey 'summer meadow with a chair with meadowy pattern because it's the only thing that will go' or 'abandoned chair in a field on cusp of urbia/suburbia'. Anyway, there is a man complaining and moaning that he only wants to be here for a laugh. I am quite hungover and don't really know what anyone is talking about. I think it's the same old 'if you got something to say to me , say it to my face!' sort of thing. They could have reused the audio from any year and I wouldn't know. I think two of the contestants have killed a man. A girl is asking the older guys lots of questions. I think she's thinking she's on Blind-a Date-a !! But it's not going well.

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Let's be honest the chances of Raph at least trying to get on BBUS is pretty high

I want a reality show (like big brother uk where they live together) where all the contestants are introverts. seriously what would happen?