SURPRISE i write for something other than paladins
inspired by leftâs drawing of deande/mellka at the beach
(tagging @leftcircle and @time-traveling-cellist :>)
It was rare for Deande to let down her guard - Mellka would know. Even away from the Empire, being its spymistress was a 24/7 job with almost no vacation days, and her days off were mostly âinfiltrating/sorting out paperwork/quashing Rendainâs loyalist forcesâ days. So Mellka decided it was high time to give Deande a proper day off. She didnât mention anything other than saying the location being a surprise, but Deande seemed to be positive to the idea.
âOoooh, surprises! I love surprises. Usually Iâm the one giving them and thatâs why I love them, but Iâll make an exception for you Mellka.â Deande had replied, and true to her word, when they met later that week, at a landing pad a fair bit away from the city of Tempest, Deande was there with a luggage bag in hand.
âSo youâre taking me on a day out...on board Nova.â Deande said, amusement in her voice.
Ok, Deande usually stays on Nova when faction ambassador meetings lasted for more than a few hours so it counted as a workplace of sorts, but Mellka waved it away. âForget that. Didja bring your swimsuit?â
Deande shook her luggage case. âSarong and sandals accounted for. Although I donât know why you would suggest bringing them aboard. Nova doesnât have an indoor swimming pool, water reservoir disregarding.â
âJust wait and see.â Mellka took her hand in her own non-freaky one and guided her up the ramp. Deande raised her brow, but kept any other commentary to herself as they walked through the familiar hallways leading to the simulation dome.
When they were at the door, Deande decided to break her silence with an approving âAhâ. âGood idea. Nothing like a good fight workout to let off a little steam. Thank you for that Mellka. And no, Iâm not being sarcastic, I really do need it. The swimwear really threw me off, so points to you.â
âItâs not a fight date â buuuut remind me to schedule one another time â just, go change in the lockeroom.â
Deande obliged Mellka and entered the locker room to the side. As she slipped into her swimwear, she was already thinking of her busy week ahead at the back of her mind; there was some rumours to chase up about a possible protest by the loyalists, and she really couldnât skip lunch with Ghalt again like last week, was it possible to push back the council meeting to another day instead? That might mess up with Rathâs and Ambraâs own timetables, plus, she wanted to discuss a new precept for the Jennerit Imperium, she just had no idea where to start. Oh, and she also wanted to organise a proper union with Attikus concerning the Thrallsâ newfound rights, and that would probably take a few good weeks to run by the council and be made official-
She still had beginnings of the paperwork as she stepped out of the room, dressed in a sarong and bikini but still very much in work mode, before she noticed the simulation room, and all thoughts of work flew out of her head.
Before her, sand wide and invitingly pale. Beyond that was the ocean, stretching as far as the eye can see, a rich deep blue that tantalised Deande with its depth. And standing in front of her, dressed in her own swim top and boxers, was Mellka, holding a cooler, and smile as bright as the sun shining overhead.
(a little voice at the back of her head said that the âsunâ was just the overhead lights of the simulation room. She told the voice to sod off and let her enjoy this)
âSurprise!â Mellka announced, smile wide on her face. âItâs not as good as a proper beach on, letâs say Ekkunar, but hey, itâs the best I could do in a short time.â
âHow-?â
âLong story short, I had to kiss Kleeseâs ass to get him to reprogram the room settings.â Mellkaâs smile turned slightly strained. Deande couldnât help but snort at it.
âYes she did!â Nova chimed in overhead. âShe had to listen to him for several minutes about his past accomplishments and current âgreatâ qualities. It was very entertaining for me.â
âThanks for the input, Nova.â Mellka said through gritted teeth.
There was a giggle, then silence, presumably from Nova leaving the immediate presence of the room (because she was, afterall, the shipâs AI, and that canât really be turned off during intimates dates with oneâs girlfriend, aaand that went in a slightly horrifying direction in Deandeâs mind so she stopped thinking about it). Mellkaâs smile returned to its former brilliance and extended her hand. âSo wanna drink beer and talk s@#$ about Kleese for a little while?â
Deande took Mellkaâs hand with a smile of her own. âI would love to.â
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Battleborn Ladies Ranked by How Much Of A Sword Lesbian They Are
Phoebe â Phoebe has Five swords and is very good with them. I rest my case.
Galilea â While Galilea does have a sword and is very gay, she is less of a âsword lesbianâ and more of a âsword and shield lesbian,â which is an important distinction to make.
Mellka â Mellka doesnât use a sword, true, BUT she does have several knife-like protrusions grafted onto her arm, and as we all know knives are closely related to swords.
Shayne â Iâm not honestly sure what that thing Shayne uses even is but it looks like it has a sharp side so itâs good enough for me.
Beatrix â I guess a syringe is kind of like a thrusting sword if itâs big enough, which Beatrixâs absolutely is.
Deande â No swords or knives, but her fans are used like knives which puts her above the rest of the list from here on.
Ambra â STAVES ARE NOT SWORDS, AMBRALIA
Reyna â Reynaâs attacks are exclusively ranged, which is a definite drawback, but her use of shields (which are closely associated with swords) is a point in her favor.
Orendi â Orendi doesnât use weapons at all, although she does have many sharp parts that should be kept away from small children.
Alani â Alani doesnât use weapons either, but unlike Orendi is not covered in pointy bits.
Thorn â Bows are the opposite of swords and Teshka Elessamorn is a coward for refusing to fight up close.
Kleese: but youâre a robot. youâre not really a living person. youâre just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you canât really think.
ISIC: youâre not really a living person.youâre just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you canât really think.
watched the first semifinal of the eurovision and made me wanna draw rath in a diva dress. not really happy with the bottom but im not very creative with drapes. ill try to fix it if I ever redraw it. also the sleeves are transparent so you can see his tattoos. dont mind the random doodle next to him.
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