#bbcommentary

“THAT CONCLUDES THE VERY FIRST BRENDAN BAWL EVERYONE!”

“Thank you for all the wonderful battles that gave everyone a show of the bonds between trainers and pokemon can do!  So let’s see who who were are top three contenders-”

BOOM!

Suddenly the center of the stadium shook and a smoking crater was in place of the podium Brendan was on moments ago.

“Hahahaha! So fragile! So much for bonds with endurance like that! I expected more from your humans and pokemon who partner with them! Oh well, guess I’ll just keep summoning pokemon until I get bored-URAGH!!!!”

An enraged Mega-Rayquaza split the clouds in the sky as he came speeding forth, blasting the Unbound Hoopa that dared to invade his skies and attack his friend!

“Sassy bastard! That’s big talk for someone needing other legends to compensate for the fact you’re a boring little shit!” Brendan was injured and highly pissed, the regal and flirty air he normally had shifted into an outraged one.

“LET’S SHOW THEM WHY WE AREN’T ONES TO PLAY WITH- RAYQUAZA!” 

“...” He had no words, he couldn’t act like his normal self. His pokemon were ready to battle but was Brendan even here to battle right now?

“We’re past the halfway mark with the Brendan Brawl and we’ve already had some heart racing match ups! Here are just a few of many quality battles we’ve had to pleasure of watching so far and hopefully we can see even more exciting matches before this brawl is over!”

[Dawn vs Nancy] Brendan Commentary: “Regina and Polish proved it’s possible to be cute and strong at the same time, just like their trainers!”

[Nate vs Dawn] Brendan Commentary: “Yawning is contagious you know! A thrilling battle that had me wondering if Crystal would clench victory by being cute.”

[Hugh vs Nancy] Brendan Commentary:  “There were so many mindgames here and I like it. Excellent battle!” 

[Dawn vs Hugh] Brendan Commentary:  “...that Tapu Koko seemed to get supercharged with fighting spirit once he saw Regina. Wonder what that was all about...”

[Nate vs Hugh] Brendan Commentary: “...both wasn’t planning on letting the other have his way from turn one. I can see why these two are rivals!”

[Hugh vs Six Legends] Brendan Commentary: “MAN THAT WAS AMAZING!”

[Nate vs Arceus (X6)] Brendan Commentary: “Dude. That was a miracle? I can’t believe I saw that with my own eyes...”

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LEADERBOARD

Hugh-   [1186] @ragingvehemence

Nate-    [1119] @theamazingtrainernate

Dawn-  [0397] @sinnohsavior

Nancy- [0136] @pinktransceiver​

“Dude. Get real. We have you, Dawn AND me here. By the time those two get here everything would have been settled a week ago. Plus I think I saw Lance here, so if anything Steven and Wallace will appear randomly to save the day before those two.”  He wasn’t saying they need those two here to solve problems but was not not saying it. He shook his head and blasé in everything from tone to posture.

“Are you still going to have the surprise battle with the winner of the event?”

“Are you doing to address the rumors that the winner earns a date with you?”

“Mr. Stone is here! Do you think he would be willing to have a surprise match?”

All the voices sounded the same to him as he stared listlessly before him. The mood shift being notable to all around him and all inquires on if he was alright being brushed aside with curt answers and redirections to the business at hands if not outright ignored.

“Hoopa is still an issue, so keep me informed as the authorizes and guards keep protection around the area up until the event is over. I made a few calls and dealt with Hoopa before in Hoenn, so things should be fine as long as the legendries can be sent back.”  He was all business, not a hint of excitement at all about seeing so many legendary pokemon.

“No. I can understand that some people I’m a prize catch and all, there would be so many legal issues since someone people who entered are only ten Plus can you imagine if the person who won was married or something? Scandal wouldn’t be enough due describe the field day the media would have. That would support the careers of at least five percent of tabloid journalists desperate for writing gigs and attention.”  He shrugged as he dismissed the whole rumor without hesitation. Though he he did smile and wink at her afterward.

He had never seen someone go and handle a entire team of legendaries like that. He had a rough time even identifying the pokemon that each trainer had. He felt that nate had the similar energy that made him feel terrified.......

NOM!

“yo soy muy caliente papi chulo!!!” 

It was so tasty it triggered the little Spanish he learned from that one make up artist he did photoshoots with years ago! He actually twitched  a bit before falling on the floor while sighing whisfully.