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Didn't you say, "rescue me"?
The Suicide Squad as quotes from BBC Coupling (pt. 1?)
Rick: It's only an interview.
Abner: Only an interview? Only an interview? What if I panic? You know, what if I say an accidental word?
Rick: An "accidental word?"
Abner: Well there's pressure, you know, the wrong word could just pop out of my mouth by accident.
Rick: Like what?
Abner: ...Nipples?
Rick: Why would you say "nipples" in an interview?
Abner: Because I've just put the idea in my head, haven't I?
Rick: All right, why "nipples"? Why not "thighs"?
Abner: Oh great! Now I've got thighs in my head, too! How could you say "thighs" to a person with an interview?
Rick: Sorry.
Abner: I mean, why don't you just throw in "vulva"?
Abner: -horrified pause- Vulva!
Chris: Good evening, boys. What's the matter with him?
Rick: He's got female body parts multiplying inside his brain.
Chris: Excellent.
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Chris: If I don't like a woman, if there's no chemistry, if I'm not attracted to her, then I don't lead her on. I just get out of there.
Cleo: Really?
Chris: Every time, before she *even* wakes up.
Cleo: So you do have sex with them, then?
Chris: Well, there's no need to be cruel, is there?
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Harley: Friendship is more lasting than love and more legal than stalking!
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Rick: You think that if you kiss a woman, your mother will emasculate you with a miniature guillotine?
Abner: I know. Mothers, eh?
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Harley: Is there any form of female behavior you don't interpret as finding you attractive?
Chris: It's never really come up.
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Abner: Have you ever tried to pull out during an "h"?
Rick: Abner, the world in all it's fabulous diversity is entirely populated by people who have never tried to "pull out" during an "h"
Abner: Yeah, and you know why? It isn't a proper letter. It's just a "hhuuh" noise. Once you've started on the "hhuuh" you've basically "hhuuhed" so what could I say? "Hello"? "How are you"? "Hippo"?
Robert: Hippo?
Abner: You can't say hippo. You don't want to come off sounding like some surreal cupboard loitering lunatic.

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Anyone here seen coupling? Because I just started it and I uh... can’t stop thinking about the giggle loop... This may become a problem. Send help.
Coupling Cushion Rant Part III
Part I
Part II
THIS IS A PSA TO ANY STEVEN MOFFAT FANS WHO MAY NOT HAVE SEEN IT:
Coupling is now on the UK Netflix (possibly other territories too) and it’s brilliant so you should watch it