#bazz x reader

Link

wouldn’t really be that surprised

he’s woken up in so many different places that he probably just expects it now

but he’s grateful

he’d notice your clothing and be interested in every detail (probably trying to figure out if there’s any properties to help you withstand the heat)

will inevitably go back to sleep for several hours

Zelda

thanks you 1000000+ times

and absolutely lets you know how attractive you are (not flirtatiously, she’s just an extrovert)

would invite you to the castle for a performance and a meal

asks about the history of your trade and lifestyle

will yap to you forever and forget time exists

Sidon

why is this man in the desert he’s a fish?

he’d be beyond thankful

is offering his life

will ultimately deplete your water supply

invites you to Zora’s Domain for a performance and an endless supply of water (he’s embarrassed fr)

Revali

would probably rather die than receive help tbh

but the shade feels nice

so he’s SAT

might warm up to you

might not

will probably complain the entire time 

Bazz

again… why is this man in the desert (unwillingly at that)

accepts reluctantly

but if you tell ANYONE…

he’ll be really upset

will not willingly deplete your water supply

would be more relaxed if you weren’t a stranger

embarrassed af

Rivan

the only zora i could see in the desert

is thanking you nonstop

and probably trying to give you gifts in return

would tell you his whole life story (and his daughter’s)

and if you ever go to Zora’s Domain, he’ll be there, greeting you with the biggest smile

Ganon

thanks you

and definitely means it… at first, at least

he has a way with his words

he’s prideful to say the least

and not only will he invite you to perform in Gerudo Town

Bazz B wiped the sweat off his face as he tried to catch his breath. Captain Opie’s training program for new Sternritters was punishing and unforgiving, but with a glint in his eyes, Bazz was determined to survive the final day.

This was the final training before the war against the Shinigami. The training regiment gave Bazz a firsthand experience of Captain Opie’s cruelty during the Hollow hunting excursions, and the punishments he doled out to his soldiers that didn’t meet his expectations.

But after today, Bazz would complete his final training with the Executive Hunting Captain and walk proudly with the other Sternritters to wage war against the Shinigami. No matter how exhausted he was, Bazz couldn’t stop grinning as he looked forward to it.

Today’s mission was role reversal of sorts, where the new Sternritters would be the hunted, and the Jagdarmee serving Captain Opie, would be the hunters. The new Sternritters would need to cross the heavily forested, yet mountainous terrain to their final resting camp. Captain Opie wanted the new recruits to use any means necessary to conceal themselves, using the terrain to their advantage, but they were forbidden from using their abilities.

A few of the Jagdarmee saw Bazz in the distance, so he concealed himself among the trees, while flicking a random reishi arrow into the horizon to throw them off.

The Jagdarmee sprinted past him, with Bazz’s smirk growing larger as they miscalculated to where he was. He remained hidden in the trees until he sensed their reishi far off in the distance. The distance between him and the soldiers would not cause him any problems for the remainder of the area he needed to cover. From the cover of the trees, he could see the camp in the nearby distance. He was almost there.

As he jumped down and landed under the forest clearing, he heard a comrade yelp nearby. The Executive Captain’s remarks were bellowing in his ears, “it is every Quincy for himself. Those who are caught are not strong enough to serve Our Highness.”

But Bazz wasn’t going to help, he just wanted a good laugh at the bastard caught by the Jagdarmee. His hunting days of youth with Jugram taught and honed his hunting skills, as well as how to remain undetected by prey, so Bazz remained hidden in the trees as he peered into what had happened.

And he regretted it instantly.

A female Jagdarmee member had restrained a candidate with, what Bazz was assuming, special reishi ropes. He stared at the scene, unsure as to why he couldn’t look away. Was it the way she held her head up high? The way she gripped the rope, holding the candidate in place? Her face was expressionless, yet she looked regal as if it was her place to be on top, with one foot on the candidate’s head, forcing them into the ground.

But before Bazz could savour the sight, he felt more Jagdarmee quickly approaching. Without hesitation, Bazz made his way towards the finish line, and to his rightful place as a member of the Sternritters.

A few weeks or so had passed since the final excursion, and Bazz was pissed off. Laying in his bed, staring at his ceiling, he was getting annoyed at the random female soldier he fucked last night, who didn’t fucking leave, after several pointed comments for her to go. His patience, which was limited to begin with, was growing thin as she incessantly chattered about something.

“Get the fuck off me and get out!” Bazz yelled, trying to push the woman off his chest, as she fawned over how much fun she had, how good he was. Normally he would egg his bedmates for more praises, maybe having a quickie before they left for their separate duties, but as of late, Bazz was left unsatisfied and furious.

“You’re such a fucking asshole,” she yelled back, grabbing her uniform off the floor.

“You’re the slut who spread her legs for me!” He bellowed, his words laced with anger, “maybe think twice before you become a fucking whore to any guy who gives a glance at you.” He snapped, as she slammed the door of his chamber.

“Fucking bitch.” Bazz yelled, as he threw his lamp at the door.

As her stomps faded away, Bazz got up and cleaned up his room, trying to reign in his anger. He swept the shattered remnants of his lamp, made his bed and began his morning routine.

Until his infuriating mind, flashed a vision of the female Jagdarmee member, holding her rope tightly. He muttered obscenities as he looked down to his cock, watching it twitch from the memory. His once limp cock, hardening at the thought of her. He glared at himself in the mirror, but Bazz was never one to dwell on problems. He knew what would solve this.

Bazz had found, from listening to his comrades (for once), that the first regiment of Captain Opie’s Jagdarmee were staying Silbern for an indefinite amount of time. They were to lend support for the upcoming war.

“So where are they staying?” Bazz bluntly asked Jugram, who narrowed his eyes at Bazz’s question.

“Silbern can hold all of the Wandenreich.” Jugram curtly said, “the Jagdarmee will have their own quarters separate from the Sternritters, as the palace prepares for Our Highness’ ascent.”

“Jugo, what’s with the attitude asshole?” Bazz snapped, hating the underlying tone laced in Jugram’s words.

“I saw the female soldier leave your room this morning in anger. Whatever your plans with the Jagdarmee are, leave them out of it.” Jugram sneered.

Bazz’s temper flared at Jugram’s comment, but he held himself back. It wasn’t like Jugram was off the mark, but the persistence of that one Jagdarmee solider was slowly being etched into his mind, driving him into a frenzy. Before more words could be exchanged, the Sternritters and the rest of the Wandenreich were summoned to Yhwach’s hall.

Bazz scanned his surroundings, taking note of all the Quincies in attendance. Yhwach shared that the preparations for the war were well under way, and the daten on cumbersome Shinigami, would be distributed to all Sternritter and soldiers in the coming days.

It was then he saw her, not far from the front. Her eyes were in awe as she hung to Yhwach’s every word.

Then the meeting concluded. Bazz watched from a distance as he watched her walk away with her comrades in tow, silently trailing them to their quarters. He watched her walk, with whom he assumed were friends, with the casual and relaxed demeanour the group had. Then to Bazz’s surprise, she apologized to the group and split away to another corridor.

As Bazz entered the hallway, she was gone, until he heard her voice. She had sprung up behind him.

“Why are you stalking me, Bazzard Black?” You asked him.

“You Jagdarmee bastards really know your shit. Nothing gets passed you, huh.” Bazz chuckled, holding his hands up as if he got caught stealing. He slowly turned around to face you, a smirk growing on his face. He inspected you, his eyes gleaning with appreciation for what he saw.

Your uniform looked pristine, as if you weren’t in the wilderness the days before. Your face was emotionless as ever as he inspected you over.

“Well, what is it?” You asked him, “spit it out, we don’t have all day.” As he continued to stare at you.

“Those ropes of yours, care to show me how it works? Never seen a Quincy use ropes like that before.” He lied, making his way closer to you.

You rolled your eyes, “you’re a terrible liar.” Bazz’s eyes flashed in anger, but you continued to speak, as you looked him over, “but I’ll let that slide, if you tell me what it is you want.” You said, confidently.

Bazz smirked at your response, “I will. Just lead me to your room. Unless you wanna ‘teach’ me in mine.” Bazz snickered, watching your eyes widen at what he just said.

But you weren’t flustered. Without hesitation, you grabbed his hand and led him to your room, locking it.

Bazz looked over your room. It didn’t hold a lot, unsurprisingly as you had just arrived, but he saw the rope draped over the desk chair. Without thinking, he went to grab it, but his hands were met with nothing. You had quickly snatched your rope from him, holding it firmly in your hands.

You clicked your tongue at him, “I didn’t say you could touch it.” You said in a mock, disappointed tone. You made your way to your bed, ushering him to join you.

He laid down on his back as you hovered over him. You hummed as your eyes scanned his much larger body, “I think you’re wearing a bit too much for bed, don’t you think?” You asked, in a calm, even tone, with a pointed look at him.

“I will if you will.” Bazz teased, slowly raising the top of his uniform, his abs peaking through.

“Oh no, only good boys get to see me without the uniform.” You chided at him, as you began to untangle the rope. Bazz was transfixed as he watched your fingers pull and segment portions of the rope. He quickly threw the top of his uniform on to the ground, until you tsked at him again, as you stared at his pants.

Bazz quickly shoved his pants off and laid bare naked on your bed. You straddled his chest and inspected his body, a finger tracing his neckline down to his lower abdomen. You hummed in satisfaction, then said, “put your hands together in front of me.”

Bazz watched you quickly tie his arms together, then you spread his legs apart, tying his legs to each end of your bed. Once everything was tied and secured, you sat between his legs, a hand in your cheek as you watched him flex his limbs.

“Damn,” he whispered, as he tried to pull his leg. It was almost like the rope was a metal shackle. He couldn’t move it at all.

His cock twitched from the movement he tried to make, earning a smile from you.

You ghosted your fingers over his hardening cock, earning a harsh grunt from Bazz.

“Do you do this often?” You asked, still teasing his cock.

“Getting tied up by pretty girls?” Bazz huffed, staring at you, “no. I’ve been getting my dick wet from annoying sluts.” He grumbled, as he tried to move his limbs again, but nothing budged.

You laughed at his words, “well aren’t I lucky?”

Straddling his body, you remained fully clothed as your fingers and lips lightly kissed and touched Bazz’s body. Touches that were light enough to be sensed, but not strong enough to satisfy, earning a disgruntled sound coming from Bazz.

“Don’t be such a fucking tease.” Bazz snapped, as he struggled against his bindings.

You ignored him, as you kissed your way down his abdomen, so close to his erection. Bazz’s eyes narrowed as he watched you purposefully avoid his cock.

“You’re the definition of a cocktease.” He groaned, annoyed that his now hard cock wasn’t receiving any attention.

“Patience, patience.” You softly whispered, kissing his lips, surprising him. Bazz didn’t kiss his bedmates on the mouth, but he also hadn’t been tied up by them. Your lips were soft, and you tasted sweet. He wanted to taste more of you.

You flashed him another smile, “I guess your attitude has improved, I’ll let you have a small reward.” You slowly unzipped the top of your uniform and reached behind you to unhook your bra. Your breasts bounced from being free. Bazz smirked at the view, “some nice pair of tits you got on you.”

You winked at him, thanking him, then made your way back to his cock. You softly kissed the tip of his weeping erection.

“Use your mouth.” Bazz snapped, bucking his hips trying to get you to suck closer.

You rolled your eyes again, “you really don’t have any patience. There’s plenty of time for the fun stuff.” You calmly explained, wrapping a hand around his cock and giving it a firm pump. Bazz groaned at the feeling.

The room was getting hot, so you decided to take the rest of your uniform off, giving him a show. Bazz licked his lips in anticipation as he watched the last bits of your uniform fall to the ground.

Bazz wanted to grab your hips and pull you down on to his cock, but the ropes were in the way.

He was frustrated but he had never felt this horny before. He wanted to fuck your brains out but wanted you to ride him as he remained tied to your bed.

He also needed to cum, the red tip of his cock leaking precum from all the teasing you had done prior. And now you were naked, your pussy so close to him. He couldn’t stand it.

You kissed his body again, this time with more intensity. Traveling downwards back to his cock, Bazz begged, for the first time in his life, “please. Your mouth, your pussy, anything, I need to cum.” He pleaded, his face flushed and a light sheen of sweat covering his body.

“Oh I don’t know…” you said sarcastically, wrapping your hand around his cock, giving it a firmer pump, earning another groan form him. Then without warning, you placed his cock between your breasts. Pushing your breasts together, you pumped his cock between them as you licked the precum off his tip. Bazz’s hips bucked as he tried to match the motion of your breasts, but you knew what you were doing.

Soon you let his cock slip from your breasts, and in one go, swallowed his cock whole. You bobbed your head up and down, humming around him. Bazz groaned loudly, “fuck, your tits, your mouth, you feel fucking amazing.”

You didn’t stop your pace, as Bazz’s moans grew louder. “Fuck!” He yelled, as his cum filled your mouth and throat, with some escaping your lips. You pulled yourself away from his cock with a soft pop. You opened your cum-filled mouth to show Bazz, then swallowed every drop, licking your lips in satisfaction.

“Fuck, that was hot.” Bazz panted, closing his eyes. He hadn’t cum like that in what felt like years.

“You weren’t so bad yourself,” you teased at him, making your way to the restraints. You untied him and gently massaged his skin, making sure circulation was flowing back.

“I’m not a complete asshole, you know.” Bazz muttered, as he flexed his wrists and legs.

You looked at him in confusion, “what are you talking about?”

“Let me return the favour.” He said, pushing you on to the bed.

You smirked at him as you gave a glance at his hands, “well I heard those fingers of yours were something special.”

Plopping his body down it became heavy. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes drifting off to sleep. After some time so resting, he then felt something heavy on him right in the center of his chest. As he carefully moves his hands to feel what it was, he felt something soft and fluffy. He then heard a moan. He knew who this moan belong to for it was you lying right on him. He had a gentle smile on his face till the realization hit him like a rock.

Shooting upright holding onto you for dear life, you're awakened face pressed against his chest. "You? Why?" Bazz took a breath and sigh right into his hand while the other was holding you still. "You need to leave." He said flatly.

You looked up at him in shock "What!?"

"Please," Bazz spoke releasing you from his grasp. "I'm just exhausted. That is all."

"Bazz," You sat on his lap hand on his face and chest "You haven't been home for a long while to the point where it's a ghost house. I do not want to feel as if I am the cause for you being like this. But I believe that I am."

What!? Why would she? Bazz stared at (y/n). Mouth agape trying to find the words to tell her "It's not you. Truthfully, it's my own fault. I just don't." He pauses shifting his eyes away from her. "Please, may we speak of this at a later time?" His hands came to hold hers but you pulled away. The pain was illustrated all over your face. You were hurt. But why?

You were silent trying to hold back the tears but the pain began to hurt your chest. It aches and was beginning to burn. "Why don't we talk anymore." You spoke holding back your tears but fail to do so as some began to pour from your delicate face.

"I... I don't.." Bazz made several attempts to speak but all he could do was repeat himself and stuttering words. "I just... please (y/n), I'm exhausted and I would like to be alone."

"But I don't!" You raised your voice at him. His eyes widen, as tears fell down your face. "I don't want to be alone! I don't want to return home without you!" You sniffle and made an attempt to wipe your tears away but to no avail. "I love you Bazz. I love you so much yet." You began to hic unable to speak without sobbing. "You push me away all of a sudden. How can I believe that this doesn't have anything to do with me?"

You both fell to silence once again, as you look into his eyes to see if he had any answer to respond he closed his mouth and look away. Your heart broke, you felt heavy.

A great sadness has flooded your heart. A man that you fell in love with who has loved you back with more love even you could give was now pushing you away, avoiding you, not even daring to look at you in the eyes.

You got up and swiftly made your way out of his office. But before you exit through the doors you stood there, hands clasped together near your chest, you exhale and turn allowing your broken face to be revealed to him. "If you don't come home tonight Bazz, I'll leave you."

He swiftly turned his head to you, eyeing you as his face scrunched with anger, wanting to yell at you but you quickly silence him again.

"YOU ARE NEVER HOME. I'M TIRED OF LIVING THERE WITHOUT YOU. When you and I agreed to have a life together I expected to be with you but instead, you push me away! I understand that you have a duty of being captain of the domain but that is not an excuse to constantly ignore us! Bazz. You have a choice right now. and I'll... I'll hopefully hope your heart chooses the right one." Once you were done speaking from your heart you ran out of the door.

As you were running through the halls, you were trying your best to not crash into anything but then you were then lifted into bridal style. When you looked up at your capture it was Bazz. He was exhausted yet you could tell he was beyond angry. Not looking you in the eyes he carried you back to his office. You struggled to try to get out of his arms but he tighten his grasp his face continued to frown in anger. His razor-sharp teeth were now being revealed, he growled slightly as you try to get out of his hold but stop when you began to feel his chest rumble.

He was furious when you both made it back to his office. Shutting the door behind him locking it in the process. He glared down at you then looked at the couch. He made his way to the couch dropping you on it. He then moved his way on top of you and looked straight into your eyes. "I am exhausted, beyond tired, working tirelessly as the captain of this domain," He began to growl "I LOVE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER IN MY BODY AND I AM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU WALK OUT ON ME. I LOVE YOU DAMN IT!! And I would kill anyone who would try to claim you."

Your puffy eyes widen and your cheeks began to blush. Bazz on the other was confident with what he said but after a while, it hit him what he said and he too with wide eyes began to blush.

"You would claim me?" You asked Bazz.

He was silent but after a while, he spoke, shyly "Yes, I would claim you... if you let me."

You both were silent once again but you spoke again, not wanting to be trapped in this tense space you soften your expression. "I would allow you, if you tell me, honestly, on why you keep avoiding us."

Bazz clasped his lips shut and allowed his eyes to drift away but you stopped him by having one of your hands on his cheek, looking at him with gentle eyes. "If I were to be truly honest with you, I'm scared," Your eyes widen once again, shocked to hear him say that he was scared. "I’ve never felt this way before and I’m terrified to be honest. I never really had anyone stay with me this long. It's probably the exhaustion causing the anxiety to peak this high in my mind but I have a gut-wrenching feeling that I know now that you would never use me... to leave me, for another."

SIDON

he’s been reminded countless times

but that still doesn’t make it any easier

there’s days where you feel fine

on top of the world even

but on those days where you’re just not at 100%

god, he just wants to love on you

you can bet he’s gonna give you all the snuggles he can

and the encouragement and praise will be endless

you need a snack/beverage?

he’s on it

a massage?

anything to help you feel better

light walks around the domain (or at least around his king suite)

and perhaps some swimming if the weather allows

he just wants his sweet s/o to feel better

BAZZ

it’s not unusual for him to see you going through a small flare up

and a lot of the time, if you’re able to handle things on your own, he’ll let you

unless it’s heavy lifting or opening things (because he knows all too well you’ll need a little assistance)

or if you specifically ask

but on days where it’s unbearable…

you bet he’s taking care of you

he’ll push his whole day aside to make sure you’re doing okay

he’ll draw you a hot bath

give you an incredible massage

and you should absolutely expect a light physical therapy session at some point

he’s so soft with you

and he listens intently if you have anything to say

he’s always good at going at your pace

but now even more so

his main goal is make everything feel normal for you

RIVAN

Rivan’s a love bug

so snuggles are already a given

he’s got a hot bath for you ready to go

and he’s cleaning/doing house work while you relax

he’s a great listener 

so when you need to talk about the pain you’re feeling, he’s all ears

he’ll encourage a light walk if you’re up for it

maybe some yoga 

lots of sweet words

but more importantly, he’s still as silly as ever

number one hype man for sure

and will absolutely make the best of the situation

who knew you could make a game out of wrist exercises?

out of affection, he’ll plant light kisses wherever hurts

Sidon

worries too much

sets aside his princely duties to be with you

Muzu is PISSED about it

but Sidon can’t focus when you’re ill

he’ll wrap you up in 1000 blankets if it helps you to stay warm

and he’s sure to give you lots of forehead kisses

he’s constantly asking how you’re feeling

and if you’re feeling worse, he’ll cradle you in his arms until you fall asleep

unless he feels that he just can’t put you down (which is very likely)

he reads to you, whether it be books; papers from Muzu about how mad he is; a news article; etc.

lots of “I love you”s

lots of cuddling

and when you feel better, he’s still taking an extra day to spend with you

Bazz

super busy with work, but will make time to take care of you

he’ll leave super sweet notes around the house for you to read while he’s away

and when he gets home, he will not let go of you for a moment

he’ll tell you all about his day

if he went on a survey, he’ll describe the scenery in detail

and maybe he’ll bring you back a little something (like a pebble or an interesting leaf)

he’ll constantly ask how you’re feeling

because he worries too much

if you’re still feeling bad on one of his days off, he’ll bring you soup in bed

he’ll let you lay your head on his chest all day, because he knows how much that puts you at ease

and when you fall asleep (because you know you will laying like that), he holds you a little tighter

when you feel better, he takes a day off to spend with you

but because he’s always overworking himself, he absolutely gets sick after you

and you have to MAKE him stay in bed 

Link

all he wants to do is lay with you

the way he wraps his arms around you makes you feel so safe and secure

he sleeps when you sleep, which is pretty much all day

and he cooks whatever you want to eat

he’ll bring food to you in bed

when you get bored, he’s your entertainment

he’ll find something for the both of you to do, whether it be read or playing little games

he’s soft

and so gentle 

he wants you to feel better so you can explore together

he’ll make TONS of elixirs for you to take

he’s so worried about you, though he shouldn’t be

when you start to feel better, he’ll lead you outside and you’ll both sit in the grass for HOURS

and when you’re ready, you’ll go exploring again

Revali

this bird does NOT like illness

at all

he disgusted

revolted

“You sound like a dying bird… I would know.”

but deep down, he feels bad for you

he’ll stay home with you, because he know’s you need him

and he’ll be his usual self… though a bit more helpful

he’s hesitant to hold you close, but he does anyway

and upon feeling just how warm you are, he’ll try to find something to reduce your fever

he keeps a bin FILLED with blankets just for you (because Rito’s Village gets very cold in the winter)

and you bet he’s going to wrap you in 3+ of them

though he hates to see you like this, he loves how snuggly you are when you get sick

he definitely has soft spot for cuddling with you

when you’re better, it takes him a bit to get back into his normal routine

and if he ends up getting sick…

just be ready 

Rivan

has the most experience with this due to being a dad

he will absolutely be staying home with you while you’re ill

“Bazz will get over it.” 

oh you bet he’s holding you so close, letting you lay your head on his chest

he gives you millions of forehead kisses

he’ll cook every meal

he lays cool, damp towels on your forehead to reduce your fever

and the cuddles are endless

he cleans/does household chores while you sleep (if he’s not holding you)

he finds fun things to do with you around the house if you’re up for it

and if it’s warm enough, he’ll take you outside for fresh air (but only if you’re okay with it)

he gets you water every hour or so

as well as a snack if you haven’t eaten in a bit

he’s so gentle and kind

and when you feel better, he’s back to work 

Sidon

he listens so intently as you vent

and he has half a mind to go talk to this person for you

but he knows it would be best if you did it yourself

“Y/n… if you come off in a way that seems… bitchy… then that’s his problem.”

he’d do his best to make you feel better

“You can do it. I believe in you.”

but of course he’s coming with you

because he wants to be there for emotional support

Bazz

as soon as you begin to vent, he’s ready to kick someone’s ass

and you have to sternly tell him no

“Y/n…”

“Bazz…”

“What? He’s a grown adult. He should know how to behave and that his actions have consequences. Let. Me. Handle. It.”

he’d sneak into class with you and watch everything unfold, watching how this guy weasels his way into your space and practically steals your work

and as class ends, he’d walk up to the both of you, pulling this guy to the side

“May I speak to you for a moment?”

you know shit’s about to get real

“I don’t really appreciate how you’re using y/n’s knowledge for your own benefit.”

you can hear them from just around the corner

“It’s uncomfortable to watch, and I can’t even begin imagine how [they] feel. Please stop, or you’ll be seeing more of me.” 

he’d come find you after, walking with you to wherever you needed to be next

“If he tries that again, let me know.”

Rivan

this whole conversation is ‘I’m not listening as your partner. I’m listening as your bff.’

“Omg he did wHAT? That’s CRAZY!”

he actually lets you vent without trying to solve your problems

being a single dad has taught him a few things

“I think someone has a crush on you. Oooh!”

but he’ll definitely ask if you need him to step in

“But in all seriousness, if you need me to do something about it, you know I will.”

eventually, Rivan would sneak into your class

and instead of talking to the guy about the situation…

he’d give him a taste of his own medicine

Rivan would practically beg this guy to work with him, claiming to be a new student that got transferred in late

and you can bet after that, this guy will never speak to you again

Ledo

Ledo is 100000% taking this class with you

so he knows exactly how everything plays out

after class he’d pull you aside, making sure you’re out of ears reach from this guy

“Next time that asshole tries to pull that stunt, say you’ve promised to work with me.”

he’d sit next to you every day after that

and he’d be sure to give that guy dirty looks when you’re not looking

Torfeau

you vent ONE TIME

just once