#batman rewatch

and ALFRED NEED I SAY MORE.

Joker’s first words of the series: “Jingle bells. Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away.” lol. It’s canon. And he has such a nice singing voice.

Is this a dream sequence? Christmas trees aren’t rocket launchers.

“Crashing through the roof in a one horse open tree,laughing as I go, laughing all the Wee-ha-ha.”

Is a Robin a teen? Ugh. I hate his costume. Why do I hate his costume? I miss teen titans robin. I am so judgmental. 

Look at batman and robin making bets. Robin just wants to watch movies with you, Batman. He just wants to spend Christmas with you. He just wants to netflix and chill. 

Hmm. Is this adaptation more father and son robin and batman or is filled with ho yay?

Robin: “Doesn’t it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas?”

Batman refuses to dignify that question with a response. 

Robin is such a brat! I love it. His smug line of “You just can’t believe there’s no use for us for one night.” is beautiful. His voice is so young. He’s like the adorable puppy to Batman’s bulldog. 

Batman, you judgmental fucker. The man didn’t rob the old lady. She dropped her gift and he returned it too her. If you’re gonna be a suspicious and judgmental fucker, I need to be able to judge alongside you. Why aren’t you stalking the rich people like this?

Batman/Robin bonding time!! 

FUCK YOU, JOKER!!!!! YOU ARE INTERRUPTING BROMANCE TIME!!! 

FUCK YOU, JOKER!!!! YOU KIDNAPPED JIM GORDON HIS WIFE, AND THE JOHN JAMESON KNOCKOFF!!  

DON’T TOUCH THE MARRIED COUPLE!!

HER MOTHER IS ON THAT TRAIN, JOKER??!!! YOU ARE TAUNTING HER ABOUT THE TRAIN CRASHING AND MAKING HER CRY!! DIE, YOU SICK FUCK!!! DIE!!

I am so protective over the Gordons like you have no idea. Its been two episodes and I am so attached. 

Gotta love gps/electronics/radar iintennas. 

Joker is shotting at them from inside the observatory. FIGHT BATMAN LIKE A MAN, YOU COWARD!!! 

I feel like a child. 

Batman [on his walky talky]: Robin, operation cause and effect.

THOSE NERDS!!!! 

lol. 

such nerds. 

BETTY BOOP!!!!

A BETTY BOOP DOLL!!

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Joker has such an iconic laugh. 

NUT CRACKER MUSIC!!! 

I GET THESE REFERENCES!!!

Evil nutcrackers are attacking. 

THIS SHOW IS SO SILLY AND I LOVE IT!!!!

will the teddy bear turn evil too? “I love you berry much.”

Gordons are hanging above the cauldron. 

“Let them go, Joker. Its me you want.”

jfc. the dialogue is so cliche. Its still charming. 

Pie in face?

Joker, you are such a manchild. 

Also, batman, that could have been a gun or bomb. Why the hell didn’t you listen to robin and not open it. 

Batman is giving his resting bitch face. 

Batman is unamused at the pie to face. 

Joker is so clumsy. 

He tripped over the skateboard and almost dropped in the cauldron. Batman saved him though. 

NO, BATMAN!!!! LET THE FUCKER DIE. 

YOU WILL REGRET THIS MOMENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 

WWWWHHHHYYY????!!!!

More Christmas Carol references. 

Jim Gordon is so giving. He’s an engel. 

Robin: “And it is a wonderful life.”

Batman: “It has its moments.”

Aaaawwwww!!!

Joker is locked up in a padded cell where he belongs if he’s not buried six feet under ground.

He will escape though. 

No Bruce Wayne cameo?

Commissioner Jim Gordon looks competent and pretty good for an old guy. I like his build. 

Two scientist coworkers are trying to sneak off to make out. jfc. You’re lucky this is not a horror movie. 

newspaper guy/boss/harvey-dent-maybe? reminds me of John Jameson from spider-man. What is with the person grugde against superheroes? 

stuff blew up

batman, i blame you

no one died though

i see so many bats

Bruce Wayne sounds weird

old man scientist is grouchy, but don’t grouch to your boss’s face. He can fire you or cut your funding. Also, what is with your weird bats are survivors tangent? Why are you so aggressive? Omg, you have a hot scientist daughter. Dammit. What’s the trope name?

Francine Lanxton/Kurt Lanxton 

Why does Kurt Lanxton look skeevy? Damn animation.

common brown bats

I like that Bruce Wayne uses his resources and thanks his employees. He says, “Appreciate the help doc. I’ll return the favor the next time you’re raising funds.” That’s right!! Use your privilege to help people!!

Damn it. Old man scientist is lying. He must be evil. Why? I thought he was just grouchy!!!! 

old man scientist = Dr. March

old man is good, possibly dead because I don’t trust Kurt saying he was at a conference. Kurt Lanxton is the evil bat guy that framed batman. I knew he looked skeevy. Yes animation. 

I do think the skeevy guy or Kurt loves his wife though. He cringed at her look of horror and took the fight with Batman away from her. 

Commissioner Jim Gordon is so pretty as he yells at incompetent coworkers. Why won’t your boss let you fire incompetent people?

“Maybe I can undo the fate Lanxston has brought upon himself.” Batman, I like you. I really really like you. Look at you, all majestic and shit. You’re bringing back her husband to her and answering her questions. 

Still. Is Dr. March okay? Is he really at a conference?