summary of batman 16 & 17:
bruce: ok kids, do not fight bane
dick, jason and damian: FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
duke: can’t we all just get along?
bruce: DAMMIT KIDS I TAKE YOU TO MCDONALDS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME... THIS IS WHY I CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE.......
bruce: oh my god... you did the thing i told you not to do... what a surprise... wow... ok that’s it kids. get into your incubation pods. we’re going to see uncle clark.
clark: so i’m assuming you’re going to pay me for the um babysitting and whatnot. especially considering that i have a wife and kid at home, that i should be with. like, four days, right, that’s at least two grand right there-
bruce: clark.......SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PROTECT MY BABIES. JUST READ THE NEWSPAPER, DO A CROSSWORD, IDGAF, THEY’LL SLEEP THROUGH EVERYTHING AIGHT. IF THEY WAKE UP JUST TELL THEM THEY’RE SUPER-GROUNDED AND HIT THEM WITH THE KNOCK OUT DRUGS AGAIN
clark: mmmmmkay... so just so i can dose them correctly... your babies are 13, 21 and 25 right.... did i mention i have a 10-year-old son waiting for me at home
duke: AW SCREW IT I’M GOING OUT
(20 minutes later)
duke: I REGRET MY DECISIONÂ