#bataunt

Dick

Positive: If he heard anyone talking good about you, person wise or hero persona. He’s gushing about you to them as if he was little and you were younger back then. Eyes light up, being very buddy with them and happy. “Oh yeah and did you know?!” He’s just such a golden retriever. He may cry when remembering that time when you helped him with homework or maybe with an injury. You had to drag that adult child from the person who was frightened by this fanboy.

Negative: stank eye, side eye, glare, a strained smile. If it’s a hater trying to make a rumor? He’s calling Tim, no way in hell are they gonna let this fake ass rumor fly from their head. He’ll also be confrontational and tell them how you are the best aunt/uncle in the world. No commas. Just periods.

Jason

Positive: he says a few words to the person he heard talking so positively of you. It could be one of his siblings or Roy, telling them to not tell you but failing as one of them said anything to you. Now he has a crying aunt/uncle latched to him and his face is red embarrassed.

Negative: no questions asked. Red hood is showing up, sitting down and cleaning his gun. He loves his aunt/uncle that let him lives with them. You are literally his favorite person in the world. So if they talk shit they’re gonna eat shit. 6 feet under.

Tim

Positive : dick 2.0, cause this boy is going in like he had an evidence board in-front of him. He’s literally talking with his hands left and right if they were talking about your hero person. His aunt/uncle is amazing! He loves you! But if they are talking about as a person, nothing changes expect a wide loving smile on his face.

Negative: yeah no. If he wasn’t trained right, he would’ve dox them to your fan group. But since you raised him along with your brother/his adoptive father. He would do it for you. But oh boy, that person is getting scams left and right

Damian

Positive: immediately the person who was talking such wonders about you gets fact checked about your likes and dislikes. Tim and dick 2.0 right here. He’s literally pointing his finger in the air and speaking such amazing things about you. Making the person wonder who the hell left their kid. Or more like nephew.

Negative: he’s jumping at them with a katana you bought him. Hey, it’s a good use for it to be on people who talk shit. You probably had to hold the crazy angered boy from making human sushi at them.

A/N: Hiii!! I wil make a masterlist soon I just have some stuff rn, the fanfic writer curse is real chat...anyways! Hope you enjoy, constructive criticism is always welcome (just be nice) :D. This is a WIP, think of it as a blurb, the TW is for what you might see, this is very light. Tw: underage drinking, self harm, SA, you've been warned <3

Babs & Bruce fighting about the best way to raise Cass

Requested by my internet wife/best friend @sirkekselord​:  And just so you won't forget... Even tho she is good she is friends with a lot of villains like Catwoman, Poisen Ivy and well Harley. After she broke it off with the Joker they come together and Harley transforms into a Antihero I guess. Only Alfred, Jason and Damien know that she is dating Harley because let's be honest she knows the others wouldn't be fine with it. They wanna get married and Bataunt finally has to tell the fam.

Okay so you and your brother couldn’t have more different ways of handeling things

Bruce is the always stoic who’s very stern about his view of whats right and not while you’re just on the sideline chilling

So you honestly have more ‘antihero/villain’ friends than heros

You were kind of Jason’s cheerleader when he came back which was the reason the two of you are really close to this day

But yeah, you were like a mediator between the villains and heros of Gotham for things that didn’t really consern any big bad plans

You and the sirens were pretty good friends honestly

Like you sometimes even joined them on their schemes, even though you always kept it somewhat lawful

And you and Harls kind of started to bond

To be honest you may or may not started to get feelings for

insert ‘ah shit here we go again’ meme

And then it happens

The big break up

Harley goes on a little rampage

and then she comes to you

Stands at your door with only her bat and the clothes on her back while crying her eyes out

Of course you take her in

and you take care of her

and she may or may not just lived with you from there on

Luckily for you, no one beside Jason and Damian visited you at your place since you went to the manor (your childhood home) just about every three days 

And those two were pretty chill with Harley being there after the initial shock

The first few months it’s somewhat painful for you actual, because you love this crazy woman that’s currently crying after her lunatic ex

And even when she’s finally over him, it’s still hard for you because you believe that she doesn’t see you as more than a friend

But she doens’t 

It’s only a question of time until the tension get’s to much and theres smooching

So let’s change your mental relationship status from single to in love with a crazy lady

You tell Jason and Damian since they come over, and Alfred figures it out, but other than that you keep it really low-key

It’s like that for a few months, maybe even years, but Harley is an extremely spontainous person so it isn’t surprising that she just fucking proposes to you while you’re chilling at home or out and about

And who are you to say no

The only problem is that now may or may not be the time to tell the rest of your family about the whole deal

You planned it out quite detailed, invited them to your apartement while Harleen was out and had a whole speech written

But GUESS WHO COMES BURTSING IN LIKE: “Honey I forgot my Bat, I have to talk to the landlord anyway”

Obviously Bruce isn’t happy

But you’re quick at shutting him down

“WHO CAN’T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS EVERYTIME YOU SEE SELINA? HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT? I’M JUST ACTUALLY SETTLING DOWN!”

Bruce is kinda pouty, but he get’s your point

Honestly the other ones know they can’t convince you that this is a bad idea or something so they don’t object 

But you’re already in a whole monologue like:

“Is she a killer? Well, yes.- Is she crazy? Also yes. Did I have a point? Shit no, but I really fucking love her.”

Harly is in the background with a fake moustache cheering you on

Bruce is also able to admit that Harleen did change her way and that he is kind of a hypocrite. 

So we know a lot about Martha’s family the Kane’s but we don’t know much about Thomas’s family. Except that they’re old money and had a beef with the Kane family. 

So today I’m gonna talk about Thomas’s older sister, Agatha Wayne. At least I assume older it seems like she’s older. Now it’s safe to assume from both pre and post crisis that Aunt Agatha passed away sometime before Jason’s arrival. Most likely she was forgotten to the mists of times back to have an in universe explanation she’s never interacted with any of Bruce’s kids other than Dick so I think she died at some point. 

Anyways golden age time. Batman vol 1 #89 

This is why you change in the batcave Bruce

You can’t just say you’re eating out of cans Bruce that’s stupid of course she’s gonna stay

And some adventures and miscommunication later Agatha thinks they’re going to a masquerade party dressed as Batman and Robin

Due to being geniuses they get captured the Joker arrives

Or not it’s Aunt Agatha

Look at her go just ready to pop em

Anyways that’s her in the Golden Age or on Earth-Two

Aunt Agatha makes a brief appearance via flashback in post-crisis or New Earth in Batman #656. Also famous as the issue where Bruce meets Damian

And really I don’t know what to say. But if Bruce thinks man-bats are like his aunts cooking then I guess we have to take his word for it.

Aunt Agatha has yet to be mentioned post reboot but with rebirth it can be assumed she probably exists. Who knows what’ll happen with infinite frontier. 

Prompt: How Bruce Wayne’s life changes when a little sister is thrown into the mix

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9,  Part 10

Warning: A bit mature. Nothing graphic, but still hints at stuff. 

When your husband comes strutting into your office, a grin on his face, you’re amused. It’s not often that Barry visits you at work, and when he does it’s usually because you’re stressed and you need a break. But this week has been oddly calm; there’s only been one half hearted attempt to try and take over your company, and very few things to sign. 

He takes a seat on the corner of your desk and hands you a magazine, he’s grinning, “Have something you want to tell me?” 

It’s a trashy tabloid, and you’re on the cover coming out of your dentist office, while the magazine proclaims that you had just visited your OBGYN and you’re pregnant.

You raise an eyebrow, “You know, a joke gets a little less funny every time you tell it, and since this is about the three hundredth time you’ve told this one, I’m pretty sure a part of me has actually died.” 

He hops off the desk to hover just slightly above you. His arms cage you in, and he grins down at you, “I saw it in the lobby. I couldn’t resist.” And then he kisses you. Your arms move from the arm rests to intertwine around his neck, and you kiss him back. When you find yourself out of the chair and pinned against your desk, you buzz your assistant and tell her it’s okay to leave. A second later Barry has locked the door, and from there things proceed. 

When you’re done, and getting redressed, you take note of how your dress is wrinkled, and your hair is a mess, but you can’t really bring yourself to care. You’ve just slipped your shoes back on when you ask, “So what brought this on?” 

Barry grins, “A man can’t simply want his wife?”

“Barry.” 

“I got fired today.” 

You go ramrod straight, “What?” 

“Well, fired is a bit extreme, let go, is probably the appropriate word.” 

Your mouth opens and closes, and he takes your hand, “I’m okay. It’s okay.”

You finally settle on, “Why?” 

“Threats. There have been a lot of kidnapping threats and threats against my life, and the new captain felt it was a distraction and that I was a liability.” 

You close your eyes and sit on the desk, “Barry, I’m so sorry.” 

He sits down next to you, and wraps an arm around your shoulders to tug you closer. “I’m okay. I’ll find a different job.” he grins, “I can always be a stay at home dad.” He laughs, and kisses the top of your head.

You grab the front of his shirt, and pull him in for a kiss. When you pull back you lean in and kiss the tip of his nose, “You know, we could always use you here.”

He laughs, and pulls you in for another hug, “Thank you, but I’ll find something. I got a very nice letter of recommendation . I’ll figure it out.”

You stand up and walk to the safe at the other end of the room, “IF that’s what you really want, just know I’ll hire you in a heartbeat. However. . .” You grab the small box, from the safe and head back to Barry. You take your seat again, and hand it to him. 

He takes it and raises an eyebrow, before opening it. His mouth opens and closes several times and you laugh, “If you want to be a stay at home dad that can be arranged.” 

You watch as your husband carefully lifts the pregnancy test out of the box, and looks at you, “Really?” 

You nod, “I know we didn’t plan it, but . . . “ 

He has you in his arms before you can finish that sentence. “I’m going to be a dad.” 

You kiss him again, “You’re going to be a dad.” 

His hand moves to your belly, “You’re going to be a mom.”

“I’m going to be a mom.” 

Any time a character outside the BatFamily is in a story they are mentioned with the ft. meaning featuring.