The Batkids delight in either pretending they don't know how to (as civilians)/alternatively flirting by demonstrating their expert ability to nail phone numbers to alleyways.

I found an old pic of the time i threw a nightwing throwing-knife i had bought at a con and i sent it to my friend who was like it's a very sharp prop

Um yea

I know

I've read Batgirl 2011

So my kiddo requested Batman pancakes this morning, and we may have just invented something new: Batarang Pancake Dippers. Perfect for syrup dunking, little hands, and Gotham breakfast vibes.

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✨ What You’ll Need

• Pancake batter (we used a healthier base: Ground up oats in the flour, oat milk, egg/Greek yogurt, vanilla)

• A Batman pancake mold (or a steady hand if you’re a chaos gremlin)

• Nonstick spray or oil

• Syrup for dunking (bonus: a little powdered sugar snow on top 👌)

🥄 Instructions

1. Preheat your griddle to medium heat (350°F).

2. Spray/grease the inside of the Bat-Signal mold.

3. Place mold flat, pour batter only halfway up (trust me, or you’ll summon The Blob of Gotham).

4. Cook until bubbles form, then carefully lift the mold off.

5. Flip the pancake, cook another 1–2 min until golden.

6. Trim the outer oval away → boom, Batarang Dippers.

7. Dust with powdered sugar, serve with a little syrup pool on the side.

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💂🏻 Alfred’s Notes

• Thick batter = cleaner lines. Add a spoon of flour if yours is runny.

• Wipe the mold between pancakes for sharp shapes.

• Kiddo said “just the bat, not the oval” → instant dipper format. Genius.

🦇 Results

The Batfamily would be proud. Gotham is safe. Breakfast is served.

You know that scene in which Bruce is carefully crafting his first batarang, making sure to get the bat shape right before sharpening it?

Did he handmake all of them?

Logic says that he probably made some kind of machine that can replicate them faster than he, (or maybe that's Harold's job who knows) but I think the first option is way funnier

Can you imagine this man sitting at this exact table, for hours each week, making a new supply of batarangs all by himself so that he can go back to chasing villains?

Even better, can you imagine him picking them up after each fight just to spare himself some time?