#barnier

‪“We’ll have shat our pants, but you’ll have to smell it, mate.” is perhaps not the clever strategic point you think it is, J.... ‬

Front page of Politico today, Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier looks to ride a “Never Weber” wave into the European Commission presidency. 

When Barnier reassures Davis that the EU doesn’t want to punish the UK for Brexit.

“I agree with Roy.” said Terry Arsehole, today. “The other night I got a bit drunk and it turns out I shat in the neighbour’s front garden. Next thing, he’s banging on my door, angrily demanding I clean it up! Cheeky bastard, and him with all shit in his garden, too. Broken Britain, that’s what it is. People just don’t have standards these days.”

When Juncker and Barnier will explain Theresa May how flexible the EU is willing to be.

When Barnier is having a joint press conference with Davis.

When Barnier is looking for clarity in UK’s Brexit position papers.