#barknbake

"It's my turn?!" The adorable cookie exclaimed, dropping the broom in her excitement and embarrassing herself as she slowly bent down to pick it up by the handle. "Anyways! You wanted to know a lil more about me?" She asked, feeling giddy when you nodded in response, "okay! Well, I'm Kiwi Cupcake! I'm Mister Heart-Eyes' lil sister if you couldn't tell - I am sixteen years old, use she/her pronouns, and I think I'm biromantic? I dunno yet - Oh! Um!" She started snapping her fingers, struggling to remember what else there was until her brother loosely gestured to the cute dress she was wearing and it dawned on her. "Oh! I am very, very, very cottagecore 'cause I think it's a cute look n' lookit all my cute bunny pins!" She said, showing you the adorable rabbit enamel pins that decorated the greed dress she wore that day but, just like everyone else, she did have to get back to work.

"Huh?" The cookie grumbled, displeased that their peaceful smoke break had been interrupted but they knew better than to snap since Butters did warn everybody that folks were gonna be coming around, askin' questions for some kind of journal article? Blog? The cookie couldn't remember, but it wasn't like they had the chance to anyways. "So, you wantin' to know a lil' 'bout me?" They asked, southern drawl sticking to their words like honey. "Alright, I'll bite, uh...the name's Cherry Jollyrancher but y'all can call me Cherry. I'm twenty nine, use they/them pronouns, and I guess you could say I'm queer?" They shrugged, nonchalant as they brought the cigarette up their lips before blowing out a small puff of pink smoke with a sigh, "I guess I'd say I'm more, er, western grunge? Leanin' bit more into the western here lately though, but, that's all I really got for ya, kid. Nice talkin' to ya." Cherry bidded, not allowing you to get a single word in since they really just wanted to be alone - well, until that goofy cookie showed up that is.

“Oh, darling, careful now. Don’t need you fallin’ head over heels for me~” The pink cookie teased, giggling a little to himself as he watched your reaction from behind his spot at the front counter before being elbowed in the side by none other than his little sister to get on with it and, instead of glaring down at her, he pushed on with that charming smile. “I’m Bubblegum Cupcake but, please, call me Bubbles. I’m eighteen years old, use he/him pronouns, and I’m biromantic but, honestly, I don’t think I care about labeling that anymore-” he admitted with a casual shrug, kicking his feet against the hard wood of the counter. “Umm, I’m very charming, suave, a little flirty and bubbly. Living my best life like the king I am - Oh! Um, if you couldn’t tell already by my heart everything, my taste is very lovecore which I feel is totally underrated-” ‘Bubbles’ rambled, going on and on about how much he loved looking like a hopeless romantic up until a customer came in, saving you from a possible five hour lecture about why some cheap romance novel could never capture ‘true romance’.

“Funny, didn’t think the bridge troll would be anyone’s first choice-” Cocoa Pretzels jested with a rather easy going smile, using this as an excuse to take a little break from kneading the dough for this next batch of buns. “Uh, well, name’s Cocoa Pretzels, I am twenty one years old, I use they/them pronouns, and I’m Omniromantic. Now, my personality? I’m pretty chill, down to earth, bit rude sometimes -” Buttercandy interjected ‘doesn’t listen very well!’ giggling at the annoyed huff Cocoa gave in response, but they knew better than to argue with their boss. “Anyways, um, the best way I could describe my aesthetic would be if you found, like, a death metal album deep in the Abyssal Hollows and it’s covered in vines and stuff - yeah, that is my- ” Buttercandy interrupted them yet again, nagging at them to finish kneading that dough so they could get those buns in the oven. Cocoa rolled their eyes, displeased but they did as asked. “Sorry to cut this short, but, you heard the lady. Thanks for the talk and everything.”

"Why, of course! My job always comes first because it's something I really, really, really love to do! But, I also sing and play some instruments - I can tap dance a little, too!" Buttercandy responded, sweeping up around the shop a little since business had died down just enough for them to answer whatever questions came their way.

Excite-Mints - Peppermints that give anyone a sudden boost of energy and, well, excitement