FFxivWrite Entry #22: Argy-Bargy
FFxivWrite 2020 Prompt #22: Argy-bargy Masterpost
“‘Little metal hands?’” “S’what I said. Little metal hands.” “Stop calling them that. They’re forks.” “Nah. Lil metal hands. S’what they are.” “No. They’re forks.” “Why’s it matter what I call ‘em? I only use ‘em when I’m around ya, anyway. I just use my hands when I’m by myself.” “That’s disgusting. Use your silverware like I taught you.” “Why? ‘F I use my hands, I ain’t have to wash any dishes.” “Horrible. Your hands must be filthy…” “Ya ain’t never complained about that b’fore. Hasn’t stopped ya from--” “Shush, or I’m going to strangle you with my little metal hand.” “S’that a threat or a promise?” “Both.” “I’ll hold ya to it, Princess.” @its-the-val-pal
