#barewith

Hi,

I’ve read that the first thing to say on a blog is thank you, so that I appear compassionate, humble and human if nothing else. You will soon see this is not the case. But, thanks anyway for taking the time out of your oxygen and caffeine fuelled existence to read my ramblings.

Why am I doing this?

Boredom to be honest. I’m also really bad at remembering funny things which have happened to me, maybe writing them down will help. On a separate note, any feedback on the good ones to tell girls on dates is appreciated and actively encouraged …. no seriously!!!

Supposedly, you gotta keep these posts short or else people get bored and will distract themselves with the real reason they went on the internet: The acquisition of Starbucks voucher codes, clearance shoe sales and weird, socially unacceptable pornography.

Hopefully the next post will be a bit more interesting, but thanks for reading so far and bare with me, it gets better……maybe???

Dave

Song of the day: How soon is now - The Smiths