#bard's

Friday's Fruits 11 August 2017 💉🌸 On today's shopping list: adalimumab and Pukka tea. 🍫🍺 Spontaneous indulgences: fair trade chocolate and a stubby of gluten-free beer just because. 🍭👙 Obtuse gratitude: a nice grab of belly roll makes subcutaneous self-injection so much easier. I think it would have stung my drum-tight tum of yore so much more. ❄☔ Tangential thought: I know I am not alone in finding it difficult to motivate myself to exercise when the weather is so cold, wet and miserable. I just want to be curled up, not moving, like the dog. Moving stirs up cold air. I am becoming very good at ignoring my Garmin's commands. I am not a good role model.

Guess what we'll be using to baste our turkey!  We will celebrate tomorrow, because that's when the kids are home.  Our daughter has Celiac disease, so we will cook our turkey on the grill, basting in Bard's gluten-free beer.  Beer, plus lots of butter = great-tasting bird.

Other caps asked whether or not you can bargain for less invasive probing methods if abducted by aliens and whether or not we live in a world run by six women in Omaha. 

too mainstream. but still good.