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In the way that we know a guy sold shitty copper because of all of his complaint tablets, one day the world will only remember the vitrol with which we nashed our teeth at them and eagerly counted down the days until they were dethroned, or better yet, dead, and this blog will be part of that evidence file, I think.
[Engraves all my posts into solid steel sheets for historical posterity]
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Dave. Jegus Christ. Your rant on the Nutella video is fucking legendary. I haven't breathed in thirty minutes because I've been laughing too hard. Oh my god.
IM SO FUCKING
the nutella post fucking does something to me ok
nobody fucking buys nutella to turn it into the worst veggie spread youve ever had in your fucking life people buy nutella because it is UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED that it is a SWEET and TASTY CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT SPREAD if you purchase a jar of nutella you are entering a pact with GOD in which you say Yes I Fucking Recognize That There Is Oil And Sugar In The Fucking Nutella Jar Thats The Whole Fucking Point and then and only then does the cashier let you buy the nutella. if you go BACK on your nutella pact with god and you DESECRATE the whole fucking POINT OF THE NUTELLA then you should be CAST INTO THE VOLCANO
i HATE βbad for youβ culture i cant stand it i really fucking cant. all these dipshits grab a camera and they think they can just say whatever the fuck they want for a minute and a half because theyre conventionally pretty and on the Say Whatever You Want app at the same time and theyre telling people CARROTS have too much fucking sugar in them but theyre PERFECTLY OK with eating RAW MEAT or perhaps LITERAL DIRT off of the GROUND
(seething β>) EVERYBODY SO CREATIVE
Followed you because you were my favorite mod over on the incorrect quotes blog, and I liked what you posted both there and on this blog. I think you're a dope dude and love seeing you on my dash.
HI CONAN I AM SLAPPING THE BIGGEST UNO REVERSE CARD DOWN ON THE TABLE AT YOU RN
// Ask game: what made you follow me, and why did you stick around.
You really SHOULD put your face on the internet because it's a good face and I want to see it <3
who could ever say no to this face
Imagine getting defensive over someone saying it's weird to want to fuck cookies.
They woke up one day with:
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i first followed you all the way back when i was still a mod on the quote blog and i have Never regretted it . your quotes were always rlly funny and you still have a great sense of humor !! i rb a Lot of stuff from you
you seem rlly chill too and if i ever remember people are real and i should talk to them regularly, id love to get to know you better
