Jan 5, 2025
Barbara:Where are you hearing this, what's your source?
Alex:I lurk in a lot of places.
Barbara:Why is this the funniest response I could've been given?
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Barbara:Where are you hearing this, what's your source?
Alex:I lurk in a lot of places.
Barbara:Why is this the funniest response I could've been given?
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Barbara:I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you donât stop.
Li Dailin:Wouldnât even notice with the type of shit Iâve got going on.
(playing a game where you guess a Steam game through their reviews)
Barbara:âBe careful, mouse-breaking riskâ... Breaking your mouse. Cookie Clicker? âWant to play a game, but youâre also feeling lazy? Buy this âgameâ.â
(The next review is a chocolate cookie recipe transcribed into a review.)
Barbara:Oh. Itâs cookie clicker.
Eleven:How did you figure that out so quickly?
Barbara:Watch.
(Barbara opens up her Friends steam tab. Lenox is playing Cookie Clicker.)
Barbara:Every SINGLE TIME! Every day sheâs playing it! She never closes it! She must have a billion hours on it! No, more than the average Int variable could possibly hold! The greatest quantic computer could not calculate how many cookies she has in that game! She has played it for years! A cookie psychopath!
Barbara:We could rest a bit at their camp before heading into ours... no, the distance is the same from here. Once weâre at our camp, we can think about everything.
Barbara:I thought weâd definitely get a lot of information, but not this much, holy shit, thereâs so much to think about.
Lenox:Thought youâd say âbut we didnât find anythingâ.
Barbara:I almost wish we didnât!
Barbara:(Texting) Hey Dailin, thereâs an Open Bar at five.
Li Dailin:omg where
Barbara:Nowhere, bitch. This is the only way I can ever get a damn message back.
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Isol:(watching a video on the first time things happened) Airplane! In 1903- Nope.
Barbara:(leans in to look) Wright brothers- no. Not fucking Wright brothers.
Isol:Santos Dumont did it first! This- Santos Dumont did it first, and they did it bigger.
Barbara:Not really, but thatâs close enough.
Isol:Santos Dumont was a big open source guy, right? He did everything out in the open, no patents, he invented the wristwatch- Oh, fuck off.
Barbara:Airport isnât called Wright International Airport.
Isol:Yeah! Santos Dumont invented the plane, the blimp, wristwatch, hangar-
Barbara:Gotta make somewhere to put the plane!
Isol:He invented hot showers too. He did everything. Alone. Didnât need a brother.
Barbara:Santos Dumont was already flying and those two went âno everyone, we made one! We made one thirty years ago!â Yeah, right! They just sent out the airplane update like they made them!
Lenox:Barbara wonât let me film us sleeping together so I can watch back the footage and see what I say.
Barbara:She talks in her sleep, sheâs talking about how she talks in her sleep, we are NOT having sex!
Cathy:No one said anything about sex.
Barbara:Did you seriously bring a butter knife to the fight?!
Mai:You get angry so fast, it was the only weapon I could find on such short notice!
Luke:But you know, you have to admit it is... butter than nothing!
Mai:
Barbara:
Luke:Not the time? Not the time.