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"That Time Degas Bought Me A Drink Back In 1901 And Then Grumbled The Whole Time Doing It. Whatta Talented Cheapskate!" Original Digital Art by Monte' X. Burke ©2026 Bug Barians Ltd., LLC. All Monte' X. Burke Abstract is Non AI.
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A little late for Valentine's Day but uh... order up!
I'll take a #17 (what's the most attractive thing a person could wear?)
a #24 (what makes you blush?)
#32 (favorite romcom or any romantic movie)
and a #44 for the three Hellsing trump cards (f/m/k Alucard, Anderson and the Captain)
A little late for Valentine's Day but uh... order up!
I'll take a #17 (what's the most attractive thing a person could wear?) Waistcoat/vest. I don’t know why, but when a man wears one that’s been well tailored …. oh baby, here I come, World! 😉
a #24 (what makes you blush?) Not a lot to be honest, I’m pretty reserved when it comes to these things but direct advances or direct declarations from a paramour get me flustered every time.
#32 (favorite romcom or any romantic movie) I’m not much for Romcoms, but I did enjoy 50 First Dates despite not being big on Adam Sandler. Its the cringe factor in romcoms, it just irks me. However, for clear cut romances, The Notebook was just an arrow through the heart from beginning to end.
and a #44 for the three Hellsing trump cards (f/m/k Alucard, Anderson and the Captain) This is payback for the ones I gave you and Nukie, I’m sure of it. However, your’s are much kinder than hers because you both known my thoughts on Zorin and Doc. Fuck – Captain. Repeatedly. Without contest. Marry – Father Anderson. Surprising I know, but I’m a sucker for a man that is great with kids. However, due to his priesthood and devout faith, it would likely be a very chaste marriage or a marriage of convenience. But that’s okay, I have the Captain. Kill – I’d choose Alucard. And if I’m being honest, its out of pity. That guy hates himself and what he is, and just wants it all to end. So me, a human, killing him would be doing him a kindness.
Hello! Heard y'all are open for business and I wanna place an order 👀
Can I pls get a #9, 16, 48, 56, and 68? Pls send your cutest delivery person or waiter lol.
I’m sorry this took so long! But please accept the finest werewolf waiter as an apology
#9 favorite smell in the summer? Oh when a severe thunderstorm is rolling in without a doubt! The smell right before you know it’s going to absolutely wreck shit.
#16 Most comfortable position to sit in? Actually, sitting up straight with correct posture. I’m a weirdo, I know
#48 If you were a fruit, what kind would you be? Lol.. a bitter melon
#56 Favorite tradition? Halloween. I wake up, drink all day, eat candy, watch horror movies then go out trick or treating with my nieces and nephews
#68 Worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? Oh boy, so many. Cinnamon is a big one but me being allergic might have something to do with that. Licorice is awful. Not a huge fan of artificial mint or flowery grassy tastes either, like lavender or basil. Yuk
Give me a restaurant name. Unless you wanna make it just Athena's [insert food here].
That said, since you've given Rotten and I those #44 FMK asks I feel it's only fair to return the favor and based on our conversation you get to pick between:
Zorin, Jan, and Doc.
Bone app the teeth, I guess, not that it's the most appetizing menu available 🤣
"Welcome to Athena's Burger 'n' Beers, how can I take your order?" 🤣🤣🤣 Omg this is so bad it's good. I love it. The pain. Its so GOOD! YEAH~!!!! *cackles* Ugh, this hurts. This is....this is a deep pain. Okay, for my bar tab, I go with the following, despite how painful it is. Fuck -> Jan. Probably thinks he's freaky but more likely vanilla and not very good. But I can work with it, and I could probably even teach the puppy a few things. Marry -> Ugh...Doc. Just because I'm married to him doesn't mean I have to do anything aside from immediately divorce him. Or torture him in the way only married couples can. KILL -> Zorin. I would not want to be tethered to her in any shape or form nor would I want to have sex with her. She's probably into torture and shame and while I'm not about to kink shame her for her...proclivities, its not one I have any taste for thankyouverymuch.
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Hello I would like to place an order I read great reviews online. Please send your cutest delivery boy with my order uwu
Could I get a # 5, 25, 30, 44, 56, 96??
When you answer a knock at your door, you find Hans standing there on your doorstep holding your order while wearing a tight, waiter’s uniform. There is a note taped to your order; it reads, “Dearest Nukie, please find enclosed your order, delivered by cutest delivery man. Thank you for choosing Athena’s Burgers ‘n’ Beers. We hope you enjoy your order!” #5 Do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups, or glass cups? Glass bottles, all the way. I’m not a fan of that crunchy, crinkly feeling of pop cans or plastic bottles in my hands. #25 First Song you remember hearing? I don’t remember any exact songs but I do remember hearing a lot of Genesis and Pink Floyd when I was very young, as well as Roch Voisine and Dolly Parton. #30 Places that you find sacred? Unspoilt nature just feels so holy to me, like there is a captivating power there that we just can’t fathom. #44 Favourite Scent for soap? Basically anything earthy, woody, musky and/or smoky, like sandalwood, cedar, patchouli, vetiver, black pepper, frankincense, and even campfires with a hint of sweetness from honey or marshmallows; they just make the dopamine in my brain do a little happy dance. But I also favour the smell of roses with vanilla, but that’s about it for floral scents; I prefer floral for their flavours as opposed to their aromatic qualities. #56 Favourite tradition? Two traditions we have in my family is that Christmas is spent at my paternal grandmother in the Gaspé, and New Years is spent at my maternal Grandparents bar in the Atlantic Maritimes. Christmas is a full 24 hour affair, with midnight Mass on Christmas eve, followed by a feast and party games that goes well into the wee morning hours of Christmas day. New Years is another huge affair, where all the grandkids of age work behind the bar for a private closed friends & family event; staff can attend, but they are not to work, they are to party. Its practically a rite of passage for the younger generation to serve behind the bar. Fyi, its an open bar, so no money is being exchanged; the whole purpose of the party is to help clear out old stock so that my grandparents can justify ordering fresh bottles for the new year, lmao. It’s a good time. #96 How many phone numbers do you have memorized? A few, mostly my old home numbers from when I was growing up. Also, my mother’s cell phone number is memorized, mostly because its very similar to my cell number.
"Hello, welcome to Burgers 'n' Beers, how can I take your order?" "Uh yeah, I would like a #3, a #8 with extra cheese, also a #50, with a side of #44 with Integra, Pip, and Penwood. Thanks."
Rotten Burgers mushroom mayhem 😂
#3 favorite love song- ok so I have one I have been listening to on repeat for like a month now... but I can't post it. I will say it is the perfect Hans and Sabine song and I plan to link it at the end of Alone Wolf. I will also say it's by Lord Huron 👀
#8 favorite fanfic trope with extra cheese- I'm such a sucker for big bad with soft spot, bad guy x good guy. Anything with villains. I also really enjoy the, there was one bed, trope. And I love a touch starved character finally getting some affection. Red string of fate.. that's about as cheesy as I get
#50 What's your dreamhouse? I'd love to live in a house in the woods that has giant floor to ceiling windows so I can watch the rain
#44 fuck/marry/kill This one is pretty easy. Marry Integra in a heartbeat. Fuck Pip, he seems like a good time boy. Kill Penwood. Sorry bro. I have a type
Animal crossing for the blorbo ask?
I,,,, I'm sorry i took so long 💀💀
This is a real fun suggestion! Ty! Picking the last 2 was super hard tho because you don't really think abt getting way too annoyed in any animal crossing game 🤣
BUT I did my best and scraped the bottom of the barrel for the most petty of reasons lmfao. So without further ado:
1. blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
Vivian; first wolf I got on my island and I love her? She's a little vain but her design is gr8 and the snooty villagers are still pretty sweet in ACNH. Big improvements over past games lol.
2. scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
Poppy; I will get cuteness aggression for pretty much any ACNH character but the little fall themed squirrel? I would kill for her 💀
3. scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
Bam; he's a funky little deer! Love his colors and love how the jocks just. Are. Such good vibes. Meatheads with hearts of gold and the second I find him I'm moving him in lol.
4. glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
Blanche; I'm not entirely sure what even constitutes obscure in animal crossing because there are so many little critters, but I bet as long as they're not one of the ones people go rabid for it counts as an obscure fav lol. Anyway she's another fun snooty character whose house I really loved and it had fit so well on my island before she moved away. But that's OK she eventually made room for another wolf 🤣
5. poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
Redd. He's an awful little fox WHO WONT GIVE ME THE LAST 5 PIECES OF ART I NEED, THE LITTLE BASTARD, but he's pretty pathetic and I subscribe to the idea he just randomly picks up legit copies of the famous art he sells or, in the process of his own arts and crafts time, manages to make epic forgeries without trying. Then again that also implies the pieces that done work are inherently cursed with the easter eggs and I love it. Man fix your boat and you're golden lmao.
6. horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
Tipper; listen she's a cute little cow and it's fun and all but when she settled in my campsite and I nabbed her from a friend it took. So much time travel to get her to lose out I lost my mind. I unintentionally lost a bunch of cute little notes I had hoarded on my board and my island was overrun. I had to borrow friends' time to clear my island of weeds and flowers. The only pro is that I discovered Lag Mountain. Otherwise I would out her through the same torture of clearing 💀
7. eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Broccolo; that dumb little mouse moved into my City Folk town on the Wii, right next door to my house, and had refused to leave. When I was younger I used to be so MAD like I didn't even mind Peewee as much as I minded him because at least the ape had the decency to give me personal space. But Broccolo? Nope. So superhell for him.