There are many identity porn fics where the justice league plays FMK and Superman chimes up with how he would marry Bruce Wayne and rawdog him everyday.
And I present to you, reporter Clark Kent accidentally getting stuck between the 3 holy faces of billionaires aka Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen and Alex Luthor and somehow getting roped into playing a VERY passive aggressive game of FMK where he accidentally ends up blurting out about how much he would like to marry Batman and rawdog him while the man is wearing his batsuit and growling in his ears to put his back into fucking him(at no point of this ridiculous conundrum is he aware of the fact that Bruce Wayne, is indeed, The Batman)
By the time he's done with spitting out his frankly obscene and x-rated fantasy about the knight of Gotham, Bruce Wayne's heartbeat is suspiciously high and he's blushing up to the tip of his ears, Oliver, on the other hand, fell down his chair laughing and cackling like a maniac 3 minutes ago and Alex has steam coming out from his bald head and ears with veins popping up on his neck, making him look akin to a particularly pruney raisin.
