#bandom hell

I was tagged by the magnificent @maesterchill to post the last line that I wrote (thanks, boo!). The last thing I wrote is part of my super secret Drarry exchange fic, so I can’t post that (*sad trombone*), but I did semi-tipsily bang out part of a thirsty af, super indulgent, terrible self-insert about a certain vampire bassist (both god and my pants left the chat long ago) the other night so, uh, here’s that:

Another deep chuckle. “In that case, yes. It shall hurt dreadfully. But I will endeavor to ease the pain. That is, if you’d like me to.”

The thing about Avatar is that they’re so out there both conceptually and musically, so…objectively, I get why their music might not be for everybody subjectively, I literally do not understand why everyone isn’t vibing to my exact music taste including death/black/doom metal and every kind of metal because it’s so fucking amazing and complex and a lot of these bands are just absolutely stellar when it comes to both musicianship and showmanship and this genre allows for so much incredible, experimental creative expression but I digress . This being said, I am glad that you found some songs that you dig! Since you are a nonny, I don’t know what kind of music is usually your speed. Buuuut, it sounds like you like the heavier, shreddier sounds, so I am gonna recommend you also listen to King’s Harvest *jizzes pants* which is my fave song on this new album, and Raven Wine. Also Smells Like a Freakshow. Also Reload. Also everything. 

me: *starts screaming*