Links Last Checked: May 13th, 2024

A Place Apart (ao3) - Metalduck M, 239k

Summary: Sick of the Dursleys and resolved to missing his few friends if it means getting away from the people of the Wizarding World and their nosy whispers, Harry gets the idea to leave it all behind for a while, just a bit, just for a rest. Like a camping trip, except he’ll take enough provisions for a year or so...maybe some plants, seeds and things for a little garden. Maybe some time away from the things that weigh him down will help the constant highs and lows he’s been feeling for a while now. Just a little break.

(Or, the one where Harry says TTFN and takes himself off on an indefinite vacation and upsets a few very careful plans.)

A Theory of Attraction (ao3) - DrPansyParkinson Luna/Pansy T, 4k

Summary: Pansy Parkinson has made a lot of progress in her career post-Hogwarts and enjoys her work as an Unspeakable investigating and archiving potentially cursed objects. The one thorn in her side is Hermione Granger, a witch she just can't seem to ignore.

I told you to stay away.... (ao3) - slyther_bi N/R, 2k

Summary: Lily Evans gets fed up with James Potter and does something unexpected

Links last checked: July 18th, 2025

part one, part two, part three, part four

American Psycho/American Beauty (ao3) - prettysweet

Summary: Dan, the new bad boy, who has been attending Phil’s high school for only a week has girls all over him and everyone knows he fucks girls almost everyday. Two weeks later Dan takes a liking for Phil. They fuck. Dan fucks other people. Phil doesn’t.

Baby - dansphlevels

Summary: “You’re soft too,” Dan announced, almost too quietly to hear. “You just pretend like you’re not. But I know the truth.”

Phil snorted. “You know all my secrets, Baby.”

Dan laughed aloud. “Please. You’re in a fucking gang, I don’t think I want to know all your secrets. I don’t have that kind of time.”

Baby-Boy (ao3) - fiveameyes

Summary: the meeting of cute of feminine!dan and bamf!phil.

Blue-eyed Hottie - helloanonymouswriter

Summary: Everyday after school the 'Blue-eyed Hottie' stands outside and waits then gets a text before leaving again. Everyone in school fancies him and wonders who texts him every time.

Bumped Into A Leather Jacket - takemetourgrave

Summary: Maybe putting in headphones at full volume is in fact the best way to get a date.

Crushing On The Bad Boy - doomedhowell

Summary: In which Louise tries to help her best friend out by setting him up with his biggest crush, Phil Lester, the bad boy Quarterback on the football team. They’re total opposites, but Louise thinks Dan has a chance with him. However, things don’t exactly go to plan.

Fire For A Heart (ao3) - breffski

Summary: For Phil, life in his hometown seemed to be somewhat of a musical. The North and South side of town fought like cats and dogs, and even despite the many warnings he received from his older brother to stay away from the North… well, he didn’t listen.

Hiding Truth (ao3) - ineffabledaniel

Summary: Badboy, Heartbreaker, Demon. These are all words that perfectly discribe Daniel Howell. Dan’s parents stuck him in a boarding school full of humans. It was going pretty grest for a little while. Until a tall dark haired boy ruins his perfect world by becoming his roommate.

If I’m a Saint, then You’re Heaven - botanistlester

Summary: Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can’t bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan.

It’s All Fun And Games (Until You Get Blackmailed) - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan and Phil are in a relationship, but everybody at school thinks they hate each other. In order to have a fun date night, Dan and Phil travel out of town so nobody recognizes them. They think they’re safe, but are they?

Life is a Test (And I Get Bad Marks) - botanistlester

Summary: Soulmate au where the first thing you think when you see your soulmate for the first time appears on their skin. Dan has always been known as the most badass guy in school; Until Phil Lester shows up, that is. Feeling like his image is at risk, he lashes out, causing an all-out war between the two.

Possession (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: Phil was a demon hunter.

He was ruthless towards monsters, tough as steel, and expertly skilled.

Phil only had one weakness, and that was Dan- the bad guys knew it too.

Rags And Riches - phandabbydosey

Summary: Spoilt brat Philip Lester is used to having all his problems solved for him, even his problems with the law. Fed up with his attitude and behaviour, Phil’s parents refuse to buy him out of trouble and Phil soon finds himself sentenced to community service where he comes across a homeless boy with deep brown eyes who might be able to change the way Phil sees the world entirely.

Smoke and Flowers - cherrihearts

Summary: high school!/teenage! phan au in which Phil tends to the flowers and plants in the greenhouse behind his school and eventually finds himself completely smitten with the boy who sometimes smokes outside his door–Dan Howell.

Ten Things (ao3) - DarkEyedDreamer

Summary: Dan is about to graduate high school and he’s still never done anything exceptional or fun. At the risk of being “late” when he goes to college, he enlists in the help of his college-neighbor Phil to teach him a few things about making the most of his teenage years.

That Wasn't In A Plan, Was It? (ao3) - JenCollins, WordsAblaze

Summary: When Dan and Phil are set to be partners in school project things start to happen. They slowly itch closer but will their past let them stay together?

we have more in common than i thought (ao3) - manicpixieidiot

Summary: bad boy!dan has a bit of a secret crush on nerd!phil, and when grouped with him in class he uses the opportunity to convince him to come to a party. (what happens next will shock you!!) (not really, no shocks don't worry)

featuring a latin class, a party, becky&jessica, and flustered drunk boys.

Your Love’s a Fucking Drag (But I Need It So Bad) - botanistlester

Links last checked: July 18th, 2025

part one, part two, part three, part five

Are You Ready? - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Both bad boy’s of the school, both very popular and well known for different things. But the’re a couple, and people don’t know about it and think they hate each other because of their reputations. Dan wants to keep it a secret, Phil doesn’t. Things happen.

A Tattoo Of Your Name (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: punk!Phil and shy!Dan in high school AU

Bad Boys Don’t Smile (wattpad) - phanci

Summary: Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school’s stereotypical ‘bad boy’. But if he’s so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone’s heart?

Bad Boy Turned Good - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan is a teenager who’s a bad boy/trouble maker and doesn’t get along with his parents because of his behavior. They care about their reputation around town so the summer he does turns 16, they send him off to stay at the Lester’s (best friends of his parents) where he meets their teen son Phil, who is completely innocent. They don’t get along at first because they’re total opposites. Dan’s forced to spend time with Phil throughout the summer before school starts again and they eventually get along with each other and become best friends/lovers.

Cigarette Smoke And Bliss - anonymous

Summary: Dan is a sad 16 year old boy who has had a what most would call a bad life. He uses 20 year old Phil as an outlet, hanging out at his apartment which he lives at with 4 other friends and ditching school to see him. They don’t realize until later, but they both having feelings for each other.

Condemned - phandabbydosey

Summary: Kind hearted Phil Lester has never so much slapped another person, but he finds himself locked away for the murder of his brother. He’s innocent, but no one will believe him, not when the only DNA on the murder weapon is his own. Phil struggles to come to terms with life in prison, though perhaps a familiar - albeit unwelcome - face from his high school days will help ease the transition.

Diet Mountain Dew (ao3) - midnightskydan

Summary: Phil Lester is a bad boy, living as a runaway in New York City. He’s mooching off his girlfriend when he finds a poor abandoned neko in an alley.“You’re no good for me. Baby you’re no good for me. You’re no good for me. But baby I want you, want you”His life changes drastically now that he has a small, anxious, kitten to care for.

Feel Good Inc - melancholymango

Summary: Dan is your local sexually ambiguous religious boy. Phil is your local bad boy that sleeps with anyone that’ll have him and sins as if second nature. Then there’s also the poor original character that gets caught between them and their ridiculous amount of sexual tension. Threesomes, eh?

Good Boys Gone Bad - cocktailaunt

Summary: Shy!Dan has been dating bad boy! Phil for awhile now but he can’t help but think he isn’t good enough for the boy who stays out all night partying and drinking. So Dan decides to change that.

I'll Hold Your Flower Crown (ao3) - kitchen_sinks

Summary: Small pastel!Dan gets drunk at a party and throws up all over punk!Phil and his leather jacket.

I Promised Myself I Wouldn't Let You Complete Me (ao3) - midnightskydan

Summary: In which Dan and Phil are both players, that's all. But as time goes on and feelings develop, they always seem to end up with the only answered question being "is there somewhere you can meet me?"

Just a School Project (wattpad) - spaceruler_

Summary: Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He’s failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross.

Motorcycles Aren’t So Bad - fiction-phan

Summary: "You’re really hot and I was flirting with you but now you want me to take a ride on your motorcycle and I’m terrified.“

Pastels (ao3) - pastelpunkdan

Summary: where Phil has a thing for Pastel!Dan, but Dan doesn’t realize it in till he is at his most vulnerable.

pity party (ao3) - trickydoll

Summary: Dan Howell thinks the world revolves around him, and when his 'friends' grow tired of it, they ditch his party. Except, instead of sitting home alone, someone comes to teach the brat a lesson.

The Five Times Dan Howell Tried to Be a Bad Boy and the One Time He Was Himself (ao3) - kitchen_sinks

Summary: Despite dating the school bad boy for over a year, Dan has never really experienced what it’s like to break the rules. With a little guidance from Phil, Dan makes it his mission to change that. 

the one with the flower crown (ao3) - nokomisfics

Summary: pastel!dan/badboy!phil fwb fic | summary: Phil likes tattoos and smoking and sneaking into pubs illegally, and Dan likes Phil. Amy’s just around because it’s fun. | angst/fluff/smut

The Prince & The Wolf (ao3) - serendipitys

Summary: Let me tell you about the tale of how a boy who had flowers growing in his soul fell in love with a boy who had thorns trapping his.

Yellow Love - botanistlester

Summary: The deal is to make bamf!Dan Howell want to date Nerd!Phil. But how can he go through with it when Dan’s eyes are the colour of chocolate and he has a dimple that makes Phil’s knees weak? He decides he can’t go through with it because he’s too afraid of falling in love before Dan ever will. With a Christmassy twist at the end!

“You Don’t Have To Say I Love You To Say I Love You” (ao3) - Nutelladoo