13 + Fruit Punch (Star sans poly)
this combo is so ???? to me 😭😭😭 like how am i supposed to work this... i have bullshit my way through it now sorry 😔😔😔
13. undefeated - xg, valorant
One, two steps, look who's scared, now you on the run
You gon' hear my soundtrack go "dun-dun-dun-dun"
I be starting riots when I pull the stunt
I got 'em shook, I'm on a roll, check on my stats
“really? this is how you spend your weekend? kidnapping people?”
blue is currently sitting tied to a chair. in front of him are two mysterious figures that he cannot recall ever meeting. they were chatting just before he woke up, and now they look a bit irritated. blue mentally rolls his eyelights. judging by the knots holding him in place, these guys are amateurs.
the gruff one answers his question. “shut up, prisoner.”
blue sighs. “oh no, you’ve captured me, a harmless skeleton. do you guys even know who i am?"
the second one pipes up. “what? you someone important?”
“oh, i wouldn't say so,” blue says with a shrug that doesn’t quite work in his current position. “just that if I mysteriously disappear, certain powerful individuals might take offense. but hey, you do you.”
“he’s bluffing,” gruff scoffs. “no one’s coming for him. he’s just some harmless runt, just like he said.”
blue chuckles humorlessly. “adorable. you’re really doubling down on ignorance, huh? tell me, did your boss give you vague promises of wealth and power if you delivered me? maybe threw in a cryptic warning about not asking too many questions?”
the silence is answer enough.
“thought so,” blue says. “look, i get it. times are tough. money’s tight. but you’ve really stepped in it this time. i almost feel bad for you. almost.”
before any of his kidnappers can retort, a blinding flash of golden light fills the space . the air shimmers with an otherworldly energy that sends a chill down blue’s spine. no matter how much he witnesses it, he still can't help feeling a sense of awe. when the light fades, two figures stands in the doorway, their power unmistakable and their faces decorated with a scowl.
blue beams. “hey! you’re just in time! these guys were about to monologue.”
the kidnappers freeze, their earlier bravado crumbling into sheer terror upon seeing who his rescuers are. blue chuckles as he stands up, shaking off his untied ropes. “told you. now, if you’ll excuse me, i think i’ll let my partners handle the cleanup here. you’re in good hands. or very, very bad ones, depending on how they’re feeling.”
as blue steps past the stunned kidnappers, he pats gruff on the shoulder. “no hard feelings, man. but next time, maybe do your research.”