1. get rid of jar jar, iāve had nightmares about him for 16 years. in fact, letās scrap most of the phantom menace while weāre at it and make the prequels two movies. the first one would open with the duel of the fates/darth maul fight because that would be a) sick as hell and b) rad as fuck. and then the rest of it would basically be an adaptation of thisĀ because the 2003 clone wars cartoon is fantastic and gives everybody way more cool stuff to do than the movies ever did.Ā
2. obviously i would take all the weird luke/leia stuff out of the original trilogy it makes me cringe every time i know it gave us theĀ āincestual realization of han soloā video which is a gift to this world but still. No ThanksĀ
3. Ā i would put a scene in tfa showing how poe got off jakku after the tie fighter crash because having him disappear and then turn up later with no explanation is lazy writing. also a scene of him meeting rey. if theyāre supposed to be the new main trio maybe they should all be on screen together? and hang out occasionally? just a thought
4. i didnāt have a lot of issues with rogue one but it would have been cool if there had been like, one scene of them bonding as a squad and actually becoming friends. also i liked jynās character a lot but if she had been theĀ āi casually make jokes about horrible things that happened to me because the only way i cope is through humorā type i would have LOVED herĀ
5. dear fandom: stop sympathizing with/woobifying space nazis. i get that exploring how people become so evil is fascinating, but taking an unrepentant fascist with less than five minutes of screen time and giving him a cute little fluffy kitty is something else entirely. also if you guys want a character arc about someone who voluntarily left an evil organization and started having a lot of emotions because of rey [last name redacted], finn is RIGHT THERE