#bad driver

Can fucking life three sixty stop telling me I'm the worst driver ever I CANT DRIVE I AM USING TRAINS AND BUSES I AM ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO AN AIDIOBOOK DURINF RJAT YOU CUNT

i think that every time i fail a road test my whimsy grows exponentially

To people who see this, take caution with people on the road, this is a given but for people in the Florida and Alabama area there seem to be a lot of people who don’t know how to fucking drive anymore. I’m going to call someone out specifically a woman with the license plate AM3 BRU Florida. This fucking piece of shit decided that since we didn’t get over they could try and drive us off the road. And then pretended like we were in the wrong for not getting over. Now you might be thinking oh you’re probably exaggerating but this bitch got into our lane almost sealed paint with us and we were forced onto the grass part of the road. It’s clear they’re a reckless driver and they had a passenger as well. You are a disgrace and I hope you get your license revoked, if we weren’t fully paying attention or see you, you would’ve driven us off the road into a ditch. People like you are disgusting and there are too many of you on the fucking road.

I was in my bank trying to apply for a loan. The bank teller handed me a paper and told me that the cops were surrounding the bank and were going to arrest me for being a bad driver. I had to sign the paper to admit I was a bad driver. I then told the banker, "I don't have to do that. This is a dream." Then I woke up.