#backoffman

Dear <Boss>,

  I am writing to inform you that I will be resigning my position here at <University where you do Supernatural Research/Company>. I plan to go into business with some friends of mine to combat the supernatural surge occurring in New York City, because right now the city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Between the fire and brimstone, human sacrifice, and dogs and cats, living together, we’re hoping to fill a niche in the market. There is definitely a slim possibility that we both survive and are successful, so we have to take the chance. I’ve had a really good time here at <Company>, and would like to leave everyone here with one little piece of advice a wise man told me once: “If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!”. Not sure how that will apply to your situation, but I feel like it’s a good sentiment.

  Don’t Cross the Streams