#babacord

When I had built Stockholm, it was in more of an island off the coast, so I also got the idea to build a giant, 3-dimensional Baba near it. You could even go inside! It was a nice attraction and otherwise was harmless.

But then someone put an ass on it. I un-assed the thing and put a sign up not to do it again.

How efficient.

Naturally, this did not go well. I put it back, but since I ran this server this also prompted me to install CoreProtect on the server.

This was apparently not a deterrent either, but I had caught a guilty party: Olie.

I decided to get rid of the three dimensional Baba and replace it with a flatter version - still a Baba, but without being ass-able, right?

Wrong I was. The anger in me was affable and immature, and there were a few memes made about the situation. I tried everything I could, using command blocks just made an infinite source of white concrete blocks, but barriers seemed to have worked.

I couldn't do anything about the perpetrator at the time, Maxine, as she was the current mayor of the server (elected co-mod position).

Eventually, though, I did cave in. I made my own Baba with a ginormous ass somewhere ~100 blocks away, and being a filthy mod abuser, i made it so you could enter only through the ass and get an achievement. Which achievement, you may ask?

As someone with IBS I find this very funny.

LET THE FLOODGATES OPEN!!!!

i’ll keep this account freshly stocked with new content from ~the past six months, but screenshots from the stone age and beyond will only make their way onto the blog if they’re sent directly to me! as such, i highly encourage anyone on babacord to dm this account with their favourite screenshots from any point in the servers lifetime.