Aug 20, 2017
Minivan dad
“Tell a dad joke.”
Me: “Hey dad”
Dad: “Yea?”
Me: “Joke.”
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Minivan dad
“Tell a dad joke.”
Me: “Hey dad”
Dad: “Yea?”
Me: “Joke.”
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Pineapples
“Do you have any nicknames?”Well @styxetal calls me bitchMy stepdad calls me muffin, newton, thunder, and faceplant (faceplant is retired ok)My mom calls me Rae or RachClose friends have permission to call me Rach, and so do friendly anons and @styxxandersOther than that I don’t think so
I assume you like b99
Ahaha I don’t just like b99 I LIVE FOR THAT SHIT
7 & 16 💙
Send me these odd b99 related questions!!
Thank you for sending!!!
7. which do you prefer: rosa & holt or jake & holt?
I think I have to go with jake & holt... just like my jake and kevin answer I love an odd couple and Rosa and Holt mostly understood each other from the beginning... but i literally treasure them both. But the gay-bi solidarity makes this answer so hard for me lol
16. which character do you share the most strengths with?
Oh this is a no brainer - I share the most strengths with Amy for sure... I am super organized and leadership oriented and I always get stuff done when it needs to be done (she reminds me so much of me all of the time)... (if this question were weaknesses tho my answer would be 100% Charles my lord that man reminds me of my problems... love him dearly)
For the b99 asks Jake, Amy, and Alicia
Jake: What is your favorite movie?
I don’t really have one but I really enjoy the Narnia movies. Specifically Dawn Treader was good (maybe cause I like dragons and pirates)
Amy: What is your dream job?
I want to be an interior designer.
Alicia: Describe your dream partner.
Someone who is a lot like me, who I can agree with on everything.
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19 and 47 for the b99 asks
Thank you sm for sending these 💖
19. Which one is the best season?answered here :)
47. What is the one thing you wished to happen in season 6?oooh I am so glad you asked this one!!! 😍I wished they had told us already who Kelly is!
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8, 19 & 50!
Thank you for sending these 💕😊
8. Who is your favorite character?It’s obviously a tough one… hmm…hmmm but I think I’m gonna choose Jake probably(but I also identify with Amy and I love Charles passion for everything he does and Rosa is a real badass, not to mention Holt’s whole personality…)
19. Which one is the best season?tbh I think about it a lot (probably too often for a normal person) and rn I’m settling for s2 as there are many episodes that I like to rewatch but I think s5 is also VERY good
50. The best side character?Kevin 💖 it’s as simple as that
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👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼 1,6,20,43 & 49 for the B99 asks! 😁
Thank you so much for sending these Renee!!! 💕💕💕 It's been so nice to answer these
1. When did you start watching it?In January this year when I was supposed to study for my thesis defense and I had about 2-3 weeks to do that and 100 questions I had to know the answers to, so on the day the exam took place I was on season 4 already... (but I nailed the defense so this is a happy ending)
6. Your most favorite episode?this one is impossible to answer... I'm gonna try narrow it down to top 3
Johnny and Dora
HalloVeen
New Captain
(what?? all of these are peraltiago episodes???? what a surprise)
20. Thoughts about the “he said, she said” episode?Well I heard this episode is considered as controversial but as I didn't participate in the discussion at that time (as I wasn't as active in the fandom back then) I don't know really what's people's problem with it. In my opinion it was an important episode and I really appreciate it that the writers took the risk of doing such episode, knowing it would cause a lot of discussion and maybe even discontent. I think Mel nailed it in this episode and I, personally, was very moved by her performance. (the only thing that didn't click for me was that Jake wasn't aware of Amy's horrible experience, cause it seems a bit weird but it didn't bother me that much)
43. The least funny episode?I'm gonna say 'Gintars' cause that's the freshest memory as it's an ep from season 6 and I really hated that episode
49. What’s the most underrated episode in your opinion?THERE ARE SO MANY! but I'm gonna choose "99" and "The Bimbo". The bimbo is so so so funny and it's not getting enough credit
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