I want an Elseworlds comic where Batman is the B. Rex but he's not from the Dark Multiverse. He's literally just a regular (nice) Batman from a universe where his body got destroyed and he was forced to upload his consciousness into the Batcave's robot T. Rex, but he's still good and literally just struggling to continue doing his Batman job as usual.
He's stuck jamming his giant T.Rex head into crime scenes to investigate.
He can't throw batarangs with his tiny arms.
The Robins keep riding him like a horse and he's not really happy about that.
"Are you sure you want to keep the ears? They look a lot sillier with your head like--" "I HAVE TO MAINTAIN THE BRAND."
He can't fit in the Watchtower anymore and Superman keeps offering to help put his body into a (much more practical) Kryptonian robot but Batman's like "Oh, and let the Eradicator slowly siphon off my personality and intellect and eventually hijack all the Watchtower's electrical systems? I think the fuck not."
He basically keeps standing around like his body is the same as its always been and everyone is like "Okay well I guess we have to treat him like this is normal because losing your physical body is really traumatic."
He keeps insisting he's not a mount because all the Robins were all kind of obnoxious about it but eventually Wonder Woman does ride him into battle, and he's like "I GUESS" about it--or it's kind of like the Gimli "Toss me" situation.
