someone will point at steve, preppy guy who listens to abba, and eddie, metalhead with allegations of murder, and say one of them is a serial monster hunter who bit off the head of a creature that was trying to eat him and people will always guess wrong—it’s just so funny (and so satisfying to fit them together)
Oh 100%
Steve has literally beaten demonic creatures to death with a bloody spiked bag and the town still sees him as golden boy of Hawkins High, while Eddie is the kind of guy to help an ant out of his trailer by slowly letting it walk on his finger and taking it outside and putting it on a leaf and the town was like yep Satan.
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***So this is the new format in which I'll be answering requests. In my experience, actual posts get spread further than asks do, so this will hopefully help with that.
ANYWAY, I am crazy excited about this request as a major Beel simp and YES I will proudly do this request! Thank you @sinnoman for blessing me with it. -B***
Summary: Beel doesn't get anything to eat one day, and it doesn't go well for anybody.
From the moment Beelzebub woke up, he knew that today was going to be a terrible day.
For starters, he had apparently raided the fridge in his sleep the night before, so there was not a crumb left in the house for anyone to make breakfast with. Most of the others had gone and grabbed something from Hell's Kitchen on their way to class, but poor Beel had slept through his alarm due to the food coma his nighttime snack had put him in and had to rush to RAD.
The entire school was talking about the monster that they believed had awoken beneath the school. Teachers were on edge ready to evacuate the premises for the earthquake they believed to be happening.
Beel avoided eye contact, blushing as his empty stomach continued to rumble and roar throughout the day. He ended up eating a few pencils just to get it to quiet down and even that didn't have much effect.
The Avatar of Gluttony nearly cried tears of relief when the lunch bell rang.
But it seemed that fate was not his friend that day.
He was going to order a gargantuan-sized Little Devil mango slushy, a side of Hellfire curry rice, fried shadow bat, and 108 seed salad and the main course of at least twenty shadow hog burgers with three servings of caramel shadow tart for dessert. Beel was drooling at just the thought of it.
He was almost at the ordering station when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Beel growled and turned around, baring his teeth at whoever dared to disturb him.
Belphegor narrowed his eyebrows in concern. "Woah. Beel, relax. It's just me. We've got a student council meeting, and Lucifer has threatened to take away supper from whoever skips out."
Beelzebub scoffed as the air around him darkened at the mention of someone taking food away from him. "I'd like to see him try."
Belphie raised an eyebrow at his twin's uncharacteristically grumpy behaviour. "Are you alright, Beel?"
As though to answer his question, Beel's stomach let out another loud roar, causing several students to flinch and Beel to scowl in frustration. "I'm hungry."
Belphie's frown deepened. Beel was always hungry, but he didn't usually let it get to him like this. The younger twin rifled through his own bag before pulling out an obviously full paper bag. "You can have my lunch if you want. I ate a little bit of it during class and swiped a bagel from Mammon during the first period, so I'm not all that-"
Before he could finish Beel ripped the bag out of Belphie's hands and devoured it, bag and all. Belphie blinked at his now empty hand and chuckled as Beel chewed. "Man, you must be starving huh?"
Beelzebub merely grunted and continued to chew before swallowing down the small meal. He glanced back at the lineup in the cafeteria and put a hand on his stomach as he thought about the lunch he should be enjoying.
Belphie nudged him. "Come on, big guy. We got to get to that meeting. The sooner we get it over with, the more likely it is that we'll end early and you might be able to grab something before class starts again."
Only the meeting was not short and quick like Belphie had said it might be. Diavolo wanted everyone to come up with an idea for a school fundraiser, and Lucifer was arguing with Asmodeus on what was and was not appropriate. To make matters worse, you were unable to attend as, according to Mammon, your charms professor had asked you to stay behind afterwards to discuss your progress in the class.
The bickering on top of the lack of food in his stomach was giving Beel a migraine and the longer he sat there, the more irritable he had become.
Eventually, it became too much and he snapped. "ENOUGH!" he bellowed, flipping the table as he stood. "No one cares about the stupid fundraiser anyway and you're just wasting all of our time arguing over something that will inevitably fall apart and cause an even bigger mess, just like it always does!"
"Beelzebub! Watch your tone in front of-"
"Shut it, Lucifer!" his brother's gaped at him in shock as he snarled at their elder. "I am sick and tired of you pushing us all around and punishing us when the slightest thing goes wrong just because you-" Beel poked Lucifer's chest hard enough to make him take a step back, "won't take responsibility for your own mistakes!"
"Oh shit," Mammon whispered under his breath, as Lucifer's eyes narrowed and his body tensed in defence. The second-born quickly squeezed his way between the two of them and spread his arms to try and create some distance. "Okay! Tensions are high. People are upset. But this is not the place to brawl it out." he glanced over at Lucifer who looked like he was a second away from stringing him up to the ceiling. "Might I remind ya Lord Diavolo is still in the room?"
Lucifer looked over at Diavolo, who appeared to be both hurt and concerned by Beelzebub's words, before sighing and fixing his composure. He gave Beel a hard look. "Obviously something is upsetting you, but we can discuss this at home. For the time being, I recommend you work on calming yourself and clearing your head."
Beel just growled at him before stomping out of the student council room.
He had been about to re-enter the cafeteria again when the bell rang signalling the end of lunch hour. Beelzebub felt his eye twitch before his demon form burst into existence. He let out a deafening scream as he grabbed a table and threw it across the room (students still seated on it, included). Students were yelling and scrambling like mice as the large demon rampaged through the halls.
He tore the locked grate off of the serving station and grabbed the nearest server by the scruff of the collar, causing them to squeak in fear. "I'm hungry," Beel rumbled lowly as the demon trembled in his hands. "Get me something to eat now or I will not hesitate to eat you."
"R-R-Right away, Beelzeb-b-bub."
Beel carelessly dropped the demon, who scattered off to gather as much food as they could. He began pacing like a caged animal.
Having been alerted by all the noise, his brothers and Diavolo rushed into the nearly destroyed cafeteria.
Diavolo's jaw dropped. "Beelzebub, what's the meaning of all this?"
Beel's famished brain didn't acknowledge Diavolo as an authority at the moment. Instead, he was yet another person trying to keep him from eating. "I need food. NOW!"
Lucifer's eyes widened in realization as he whispered something to Diavolo. The prince nodded and took a step back. "I'm sure the cooks are doing all they can to get you food right away. But I need you to control yourself before I am forced to take action."
Satan had his phone out and was urgently texting someone, as Belphie moved forward.
"You'll get your food shortly Beel. You just need to wai-"
"I don't want to wait!!" There was a part of Beelzebub's brain that was aware he was acting like a child. But his stomach physically hurt from how empty it was. He was tired. He was starving. He didn't have the patience for pleasantries. "I've barely eaten anything all day, and people keep staring and talking about me because my stomach just will not stop growling and I'm so hungry that I can barely think straight! I hate it! But I know it won't go away unless I eat, so I NEED TO EAT!"
The brothers looked at Beel in shock. They knew that he ate a lot, but they always passed it off as just another quirk that made him Beel. They didn't know it bothered him like this. They thought back on all the instances where Beel had stated that he was hungry out of nowhere, always with a distressed look on his face. Every single time they had brushed him off.
Before any of them could respond, you casually walked into the war zone that was the cafeteria. "Alright Satan, what's so urgent that you needed me so badly?"
The room fell quiet as everyone's attention snapped over to you and you took in the situation. It didn't take long for you to connect the dots.
You immediately began to rush over to Beelzebub; Mammon stepped forward to stop you. "Woah, MC! I don't think that's a good idea right now!"
You ignored him and continued to make your way to Beel. Seeing you, the small human that you were, made Beel realize just how reckless he had been acting. He held out his hands to stop you and took a step away. "You should listen to Mammon, MC. I-I haven't eaten all day and I-"
"You haven't eaten all day?! Oh god, this is worst than I thought." Beel watched as you slid the oversized backpack that he had seen you carry around RAD with you every day off your back and begin to dump out the contents. In a second, dozens of bags of chips, candy, fruits, and other snacks spilled across the floor in front of the two of you.
Beel didn't waste a single moment. He instantly began consuming the snacks, causing you to smile happily.
"Wha-What?! MC?! Why the hell do you have that much food on ya?!" Mammon sputtered as he cautiously began to approach you.
You shrugged. "Beel gets upset when he's hungry, and I don't like it when he's upset. So I stocked up on some of his favourite snacks a while back and always keep them on me just in case," Beel paused his eating to look up at you in awe, "He can't help that he's always hungry. It's not like he asked to be the Avatar of Gluttony."
Suddenly there were a pair of arms wrapped around your waist. Lucifer, Levi, and Mammon called out your name as Beel pulled you tightly against his chest. You just grinned and hugged the friendly giant back.
"Thank you," he whispered softly into your hair, his arms tightening around you just a little more.
"There's nothing to thank me for."
As Beel finally began to calm down, the cooks came out with platters of food and shakily laid them out around you and Beel before taking cover back into the kitchen.
Seeing that the threat had passed, the other brothers began to approach as well.
"You know Beel, I didn't know you had that much pent-up anger inside of you. It was terrifying!" Asmodeus chirped as he plopped down beside the two of you.
"Yeah! You were just like the antagonist in My Boyfriend Turned Into a Cannabilistic Rage Monster, And Now I Have to Stop Him From Devouring The Whole City!!!" Levi began to ramble about specific scenes from the show that matched perfectly with Beel's rampage, causing Beel to blush as he munched on a burger.
Belphie sighed and elbowed Beel as he took his seat at his side. "We'll have to make sure that MC's always around you. Just in case you know?" he smiled softly, before looking at his twin with a more serious expression. "You should've told me about all that stuff you said earlier. I had no idea you felt that away about your appetite."
Beel looked away uncomfortably as he took another bite of his food and avoided the question. You snuggled closer to him, to provide him with some comfort.
Satan tapped his chin as he watched the group. "I'm sure we could talk with Barbatos and come up with some sort of high-protein shake or bar that would better satisfy you. That way you wouldn't have to eat as much."
Lucifer glanced over at Diavolo, silently asking if it was a possibility. The prince smiled warmly. "I'll have Barabatos begin working on something right away."
Forgetting all about class and the anger that had previously consumed him, Beel looked around at his family. A warm feeling blossomed in his stomach as he felt content with the rare care and affection that they were openly showing. Maybe it had something to do with the thirty burgers he had already ate, but for just a second, Beel didn't feel so hungry anymore.
***Boy that got a little angsty there for a second, but I hope this was to your liking @sinnoman! I definitely enjoyed writing this one, and I think it made me fall in love with my boy Beel even more 🥰***
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Oh man, you study in Venice? can you describe what it's like?
Venice is one of the pretties italian cities I have ever been, mi favorite is Florence and it’d say Venice is a close second but actually is just a different type of beauty that has its own category where it rules. Studying here is calming, at least for me. I love the sea, I love the sound of the waves when I’m close to the laguna and the wind, and the scenery is pretty romantic especially when it rains. One of my best experiences was seeing Piazza San Marco when it was pouring cause it gets desert and people flee to the little - may I add overpriced- caffes under the portici (in case you dont what that is, they are basically sidewalks that are covered by the building’s upper floors, like this) so it’s beautiful and perfect for taking photos. Also if you dont mind getting your feet wet: when the tide is high Piazza San Marco looks like a mirror and you can see the palace and the church in the reflection of the water.
Talking about high tide, there’s this really cool vintage book shop that’s called Acqua Alta (literally: high tide) and the vintage aesthetic is really strong in there. Water often gets inside as you can guess, and if you google it you’ll find several photos cause it’s really popular. Of course this is all pretty as long as the tide is not too high cause then it’s a problem. A really serious problem.
Restaurants and shops get flodded and close for weeks, merch gets damaged and it’s not safe to go in some places. Ca’ Foscari, which is the name of the university of Venice, it’s not a campus as you might have guessed cause the topografy of the city doesnt allow that. Open big spaces are not a thing here. So the departments are spread through the city and it takes a while to get to those. Believe me I was not the type to skip first period when I got to Venice and that changed over a year cause public transport is a mess. Even if there are a lot of busses and ferries, the mornings going to Venice is a stressful (I actually live just on the other part of the bridge that connects Venice to the mainland so I have to take the bus to get there), and don’t even think to taking the ferry to go to class cause you’ll get there faster by walking. In the afternoon is better. Night is the best cause it’s just romantic af, there’s just no point in denying it. If you are lucky enought to get an outside sit in a ferry you can go all Titanic-like on the bow for a solid minute before someone from security tells you to sit your ass. Still, they dont really mind.
It’s just that you don’t really wanna fall into those waters, believe me.
I personally don’t really mind tourists, even though often happens I am late to class because of them. You need to walk a lot in Venice, lots of stairs, and they just don’t know how to fucking walk in narrow spaces, sorry not sorry, it’s the truth. One thing that really pisses me off though is when people - and not just tourist - leave their garbage around. Littering is one of the top 3 major problems here and I’d like to take the opportunity to say that if you are going to Venice, you need to take some plastic bag for your garbage with you. Here is not just the people being the problem but also the Region not placing enough garbage cans around the city. You’ll have to walk five hundred miles and five hundred more before seeing a garbage can.
Venice can really be everything you expect it to be: old, fancy and magical but you have to be the type that doesnt gets stressed facing big crowds and such. Besided having money of course. Cause it’s expensive. Really. Expensive. Strolling around can be even calming if you chose to go outisde on a sunday morning or anyday in the evening, you can get to see beautiful places not many people visit or know of.
And that’s it, I’ll stop, I’ve said enough about living in Venice and I don’t think I’ve made it justice cause there’s much more, but anyway I love it too much in here.
