#ayoooooooo

this is so serious, who would be playboy bunnies in the playboy mansion???✨

Howdy Partner! How's the crazy business treatin' ya?

Current mood: swaying between “Simmons is lanky and thin like a twig. He probably can’t walk straight if the wind’s too strong” and “Yeah well, he could be skinny, but his cyborg parts were most likely way too heavy and he could barely get around without the power armor. Even if he took his arm and leg off, cyborg parts of torso would still weight him down. At the same time time it worked as everyday heavy lifting training. so after all these years the dude has to be ripped as hell”.