Oct 22, 2014
So at dinner we are seated next to what appeared to be a heterosexual couple. Before I knew that it was actually a gay man and his lady companion, I blurted out that I really wanted a gay male best friend because, and I quote: “They are effeminate and sensitive without being annoyingly hormonal like a woman. My goal is to acquire one in my lifetime.”
Why...why, Brain?? Why did you have me use the word ‘acquire’ as in how one does a Pokemon... I looked like a total asshole.
Thanks, douchebag self.
