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You know that annoying gym bro who conspicuously takes off his shirt partway through the workout, just casually, like, I am really just too hot, see, I started with a long-sleeved T, I’m really just too hot — but it’s not casual because clearly he’s stripping?
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You Don’t Know My Pain. Trust Me. You Don’t.
Have any of you ever just been walking up and down your street listening to music and all of a sudden some squirrels tumble out from behind a tree and for a moment you think they were fighting, but then you realise that nope, they weren’t fighting, they were fucking, and then they realise that you’re standing there about six feet away, and the squirrels freeze and look at you, and you’re staring back and feel super awkward for walking in on a squirrel lovefest, and there is just this awkward five minutes of silence and embarrassment where you and the squirrels are having this super weird staring contest and no one is moving, and then you just slowly back up and then quickly turn and powerwalk away as fast as you can?
Because.
You know.
That totally didn’t happen to me or anything.
TFW you are scrolling on your phone and you click like on a post you didnt mean to click on, so you instantly unlike it and get the fuck away from that blog...
actually very excited to have a pair of cunty little safety boots on the way so i can do my fieldwork. there's something about tan work boots which are so weirdly gender affirming to me like i cannot wait
Scenario from when I went shopping today:
My friend: uggh, I can't eat all this food, it's making me feel greasy and gross, I need to take a shower
Me: I could help you with that...
*realizes that could be misconstrued*
My other friends: um what now??
Me: No no no like I could help eat the FOOD
*friends get into a discussion about fboys saying the shower thing*
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Like if you've ever stayed in one of those public bathrooms with automatic lights for so long that the lights went out on you not once but twice (someone else came in in the middle, thus turning the lights back on, but you just quietly pretended not to be in there and hoped they wouldn’t notice).
That awkward moment when your friendship gets serious and you're not prepared
Work Bestie "Hey, I think I got diarrhea. Can you cover me real quick. I'll try not to be long"
Me, in shock and still trying to comprehend "Yeah. No problem. I got you"
My brain "Are we really on that level now? Can I talk about my PMS now?"
The electric guy showed up and I have absolutely no idea what to do because my brother in law is supposed to talk to him. Plus I have no idea what the house plans are. This is uncomfortable. I hope he comes home soon.
